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  • 10 completely unreasonable expectations we have because of gay porn

    A lot goes into that 2-minute clip you watch on Twitter!

    Doesn’t it all just seem a bit too easy?

    Ramming it in

    Okay, whoah there cowboy – unlike in porn, you can’t just ram it in – unless you want a bitch slap that would make a Dynasty diva look like a Carebear. Tops – be kind to your bottom. Warm that lad up. Ways to get the fires burning include: fingering, rimming or what we call the Push N Pop are all good ways to get started… oh if you’re wondering a Push N Pop is where you put a little bit in and then taking it out again.

    Oh all of the groaning

    So much groaning – all the groaning… It’s like the less relaxing, hornier version of Whale song. Okay here’s the thing, some guys aren’t moaners and groaners. Some find it embarrassing – but you can do a bit of dirty talking. If you’re wondering what to say, check out some of our tips on what to say during sex.

    Going at it for hours and hours

    Some porn scene seems to go on for ages, which they actually do. Remember you’re seeing edited highlights. The actual scene probably lasted hours but these guys take a long time to warm up – and use a tonne of lube… which takes us on to the next point?

    Where’s the lube?

    So sometimes you see a top giving a quick dash of lube on the end of his Johnson – and maybe the bottom gives his ass a sniff of ID – but wait – you need waaaaay more than that. Get yourself a big old bottle of lube and keep it handy – next to the bed so you can keep on going.

    Tired tops

    It seems as those these tops can keep on going for hours. You definitely need to build up your stamina if you’re going to be a top that can fulfil a Power Bottom‘s needs.

    Abtastics

    How is it that almost every guy in porn is white, hairless, slim and or muscled? It’s such a narrow view of the world. In life such conformity doesn’t exist – we are all shapes and sizes, colours and some are actually hairy AF – which is cool.

    Gymnastics

    How is he… where is his… Wait when… what is that? If you need to brush up on some sex positions that punch above the rest we suggest you take a look at how to turn normal sex position into iconic sex positions.

    No mess

    Rarely do you see mess (and by that we mean poop) in porn – and probably, that’s a good thing. Actually, that’s a really good thing, unless of course scat is your thing. The body has a habit of doing things – and making sounds at the most inopportune times. Such is life. You can laugh it off – or go grab a shower if things get a little too messy.

    Window shenanigans…

    There’s a lot of porn going on in windows – which is fine if you’re on the 38th floor looking down 5th Avenue – not so good when your outlook is poor old Mrs Greeves from number 46 – doing her knitting. Won’t somebody think of her cats.

    Everyone’s so big…

    It seems as though you can’t work in porn unless your penis is big enough to give you a mild fainting feeling every time you get an erection due to substantial blood loss. What is with that – what about the normal size… you know this one…

  • 10 things you can do to make you last longer in bed

    Guys, if you find yourself unable to last long in bed – we’ve got ten tips that might help.

    You’re halfway through your performance with a totally hot guy you just met, when without warning your little Mister calls time. Yes, you’ve spaffed your load without warning. The little swimmers are taking a curtain call as you mutter “I’m so sorry, i.. i…” (I mean, what do you say as he’s riving in agony with man juice in his eye….. ‘It Burrrrrnnnns’)

    Here are our top tips to making sure you last longer in the sack.

    1) Homework.

    The best part of this lesson is that you get to do homework and as much of it as you like. A wank is a key element to why many men prematurely blow their loads. Why? Well if you train yourself to cum quite quickly when you’re alone, the chances are that you will do exactly the same when you’re with a partner. So next time your palm is dating your dick, work your way up to 15 minutes, 20 minutes and for those who have cocks of rock try 30 minutes. Try bringing yourself to the point of no return and then stop before you explode. Giving yourself a moment to relax and start again.

    Give yourself a moment to relax and start again.

    2) Round 2.

    Usually, the second time in a day may take longer to achieve climax. There are two ways. You choke the chicken before you go out for a shag, but if you’re hours in-between meeting your butt buddy, then you can always get down to it twice with the same bloke in one night – a 5-minute breather and climb onboard again! Plus you’ll look like a stud who can go multiple times in an evening. Win win.

    3) Less Stimulation.

    If you’re finding it all too much, just pause for a moment. Find a position where you are less stimulated. Why not call “All Change” and swap positions or roles even. Not only does this give you a moment, but also adds an element of workout to your session.

    It also acts as a communication device! Letting each other know you’re having a great time! The receiver on top will often help with a less stimulating f**k for your penis as he’ll have more control over the thrusts and strokes, allowing you to sit back and enjoy the view.

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  • There’s a sex practice that’s becoming popular with men – and its dangerous

    If you don’t want to cause permanent damage to your penis you might want to read on.

    If you’ve never heard of sounding – basically it where you stick a metal or glass rod down the opening of the penis into the urethra. However, doctors have warned that the practice of sounding could cause irreparable damage to the penis.

    Doctors at International Andrology, a central London clinic focusing exclusively on male urogenital health have seen a dramatic increase in the number of men presenting with urethral issues and infections in line with the rise in this sexual practice.

    The urethra sometimes referred to as the water-pipe, is the tube running along the penis, through which urine and sperm pass. A stricture, described as ‘a kink in a hose’, develops when the urethra is damaged leading to severe urination problems, pain and recurrent infections. It’s a dilapidating condition, that usually requires surgical intervention.

    Incontinence issues and reduced bladder control

    “Sounding” can also lead to incontinence since loosening or damaging of the urethra can result in reduced bladder control.

    “Urethral strictures are more common in older men, especially after the insertion of a catheter following prostate surgery, however, we have been seeing an increased number of younger patients suffering from strictures, which we attribute to the popularity of practices like sounding,” Mr Giulio Garaffa, a surgeon at International Andrology London comments.

    “Men should be really careful with such practices – only a few urologists have experience treating urethral strictures and in some cases, multiple operations might be required to fix the problem,” Mr Garaffa warns.

    Men interested in this activity should first understand the issues with introducing objects into the urethral and embrace clean practices such as cleaning items regularly and using lubrications specially designed for sensitive areas.

  • There’s a sex position that you’ve probably not heard about and we’re interested… very interested

    It’s called the “68”…

    good sex positions

    So we were reading Cosmo, as you do, and we found out about a new sex position and well we were naturally interested. It’s called the “68”.

    It’s similar to its slightly older brother the very famous “69”, but instead of giving both of you pleasure it focuses more on just one of you. Brilliant!

    So what do you need to do?

    Well, apparently the “bottom” lies on their back with their legs slightly open with their knees bent and feet flat on the floor or bed. The “top” lies on top of the “bottom” facing up with their head on the “bottom’s” thighs. It’s like a natural resting place.

    Your junk should be right in your partner’s face.

    Now, this could be great as a rimming position or oral sex position… Although be careful as your penis might not bend fully that way… and you don’t want to break it.

    Don’t forget if you’re the top to take some of the weight off your partner’s chest, by using your elbows to take some of the strain.

  • MTV TV star goes full front and it’s rather glorious

    A new trailer for MTV’s Ex On The Beach has landed and it’s well rather peenalicious.

    Marty McKenna got full frontal in the latest clip from MTV…

    SEE PICTURES HERE

    See the clip here... the full helicoptering is at around 2.05… enjoy. (more…)

  • Evan Hall’s derobing is exactly what you need today

    If you’re an OITNB fan then you may have already seen the strip tease, but if you haven’t started yet, this may be the excuse you need: Netflix And Thrill.

    Orange Is The New Black has rolled out some male hotness this season in the form of Evan Hall, who plays a hotter than hell prison officer, CO Stratman.

    Well, Stratman is persuaded to do a striptease for the inmates of Litchfield… and we wholeheartedly approve this message.

    So click here to see the NSFW images.

  • If you’re finding it hard to bottom for your boyfriend try these 7 tricks

    If you’re finding it hard to bottom for your boyfriend try these 7 tricks

    So if you’re new to bottoming or you’re just looking some tips on to how to make it easier, here are some tips

    F**k First.

    We’re not going to take credit for this, Dan Savage talks about doing the deed before you go out on a romantic date! Yep, get the good stuff first. If you’re planning a night out with your man – sex first. That way, on your date, you can eat to your heart’s content – and not worry about stomach or gut-related issues later on.

    You on top.

    This position is normally called the Cowboy. The best way to control how far your partner goes in is with you on top. With you, on top, you can also control the speed of the thrusts – or limit them altogether. You can be in complete control of the movement because your partner’s range of movement will be limited.

    Your hand in the way.

    So if you’re tired of the cowboy position you can try all manner of other positions, but try this trick. If your partner is just too long for you, you can put your hand in the way. So imagine putting his penis through your fist and then into you. That eliminates around 3 inches of his actual length. The “top” partner shouldn’t really feel any less pleasure- especially if you lube up the inside of your palm.

    As you get more accustomed you can change the fist into a V shape made from your index and middle finger in front of your butthole.

    Spooning position.

    Another range limiting position is the spooning position, where you lie on your side and your partner comes in from behind also lying on his side. To limit the range of thrust close your legs – as you get used to the feeling of him inside you, you can start to open your legs more.

    It’s all in the Prep.

    Spending some time by yourself – prepping can actually help loosen you up. If you’re comfortable douching that will definitely get your butt more relaxed. You can try with a showerhead, however, you must be careful of water pressure and the heat of the water – or with an actual douche.

    Douches are relatively inexpensive and are an effective way of making sure you’re all flushed out. Our online store stocks a great range of douches, including shower douches, which offer a much deeper and extensive clean out.

    Prep can also come in the guise of using a little dildo or vibrator that you can have some fun with before the main event. You could even have two one small and one larger for when you get a little more relaxed.

    Pre-lube yourself.

    After prepping yourself, why not pre-lube yourself. Don’t just wait before you’re actually in the moment, you could try using a thicker lube like the FistIt range of lubes. Using your finger take a blob of the lube and put it right inside you.

    Or you could even use a lube launcher or shooter. Insert the tube and squirt away! However, make sure if you’re using a lube which isn’t water-based that it might not be suitable to use with latex condoms – always check the packaging for instructions.

    If you’re going to use condoms don’t use oil-based lube, instead you silicone or water-based lubes. You can find a range of lubes from our official store.

    Tell Him STFD

    In the end, it’s your body and your butt. If you’re not happy TELL HIM. Or as we like to say… Slow The F*** DOWN. There’s no need to rush and you should take your time. Be sensitive to your body and let go at your pace.

  • Whoops… Did someone leak Will Young’s d**k pic?

    It seems as though Will Young’s d**k pics are out there – like he said, and someone might have just posted them.

    Will Young dick picture

    The singer only last week was saying that he was surprised that nobody had leaked his penis pics, in fact he said he was “amazed” that the pictures hadn’t surfaced considering how many people he had sent them to.

    In less than 48 hours after he made the comment, the picture, which purports to be of the singer’s erect penis was uploaded.

    The singer rose to fame in 2000 after winning the first ever Pop Idol UK. He came out shortly after his win with a huge front page splash on the front of The News Of The World.

    The star has yet to comment on whether the picture is his or not.

     

     

     

  • These guys share what they like to compare their peens with

    These guys share what they like to compare their peens with

    Having a huge peen tends to make the owner want to compare it to things…

    CREDIT: Feel Photo Art / Big Stock Photos

    We’ve all seen those pics – probably shared over Grindr – the dick alongside the remote, the dick alongside the can of Coke etc. Well there is an entire thread on Reddit solely devoted to what guys with big dicks like to compare their equipment to. It’s quite enlighting.

    These guys share their favourite things:

    A can of Redbull

    Lining it up with what you’re about to penetrate – to see how far it will go in.

    A can of Glade

    The TV remote

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    • Subway Sandwiches

    A soda can

    and our favourite, a suntan lotion…

    Another Redditor explained that a long-distance crush sent a picture comparing his penis to a can of sunscreen and then sent a follow-up apologising for not sending one with a banana for scale. Firstly you have to commend his commitment to slip slop slap. Better to be safe than sorry.

  • Austin reveals a bit more than his leg tattoos

    Austin reveals a bit more than his leg tattoos

    Celebrity Big Brother Austin has revealed a little bit more than his leg tattoos.

    We’re wondering if Austin Armacost really knew how penisy this picture was!

    Taking to Instagram the reality TV star revealed his two new leg tattoos, but we find ourselves drawn to another area of his body. To see it CLICK HERE (NSFW)

  • Okay… Danny Dyer’s package is MASSIVE

    Okay… Danny Dyer’s package is MASSIVE

    We don’t know exactly what Danny Dyer has stuffed down his trousers but it’s MASSIVE.

    BBC/Kieron McCarron

    EastEnder’s actor Danny Dyer has sort of made our eyes water a bit after he revealed a ridiculously huge bulge in the latest promo from the show and it’s certainly made us wonder in awe at what is going on with little (not so) little Mr Dyer.

    In the scene, Danny’s character Mick interrupts his wife Linda and Sharon’s conversation to say that his trousers were too tight, giving both women an eyeful, Sharon pipes up “so the rumours are true!”

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