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  • Usher Accidentally Reveals All On Snapchat

    Usher Accidentally Reveals All On Snapchat

    Superstar Usher has accidentally revealed his peen on Snapchat.

    CREDIT: DFree/Bigstock
    CREDIT: DFree/Bigstock

    Forget wardrobe fail… This is an emoji fail.

    It seems there is no emoji big enough to hide Usher’s penis, after the star accidentally (or was it) revealed himself naked in the steam room on a Snapchat.

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    The star decided to give everybody a tour of his home and what started off like a scene from MTV’s Cribs turned out to be much more X rated as he entered the steam room – and took a picture of himself completely naked – with nothing but a emoji covering his manhood – only the emoji wasn’t quite big enough – and the picture revealed the tip of his schlong.

    CREDIT: Usher/Snapchat

    Want to see the uncensored? Click here (NSFW)

    Obvs the internet has gone into melt down about it, but it’s nowhere as revealing as John Barrowman’s exposure of his husband’s penis!

     

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  • Whoops. John Barrowman Just Showed His Husband’s Penis Around The Globe

    Whoops. John Barrowman Just Showed His Husband’s Penis Around The Globe

    TV star John Barrowman just accidentally broadcast his husband’s penis across the internet!

    John Barrowman
    CREDIT: KathClick

    TV actor John Barrowman managed to broadcast his husband completely naked after he walked into the scene wearing absolutely nothing.

    CREDIT: John Barrowman / Facebook

    The former Doctor Who star was broadcasting live on Facebook when his husband Scott Gill walked into the view, holding nothing but towels – and for a couple of moments he appeared completely naked, and it turns out he’s not embarrassed by the exposure!

    The pair were enjoying a jacuzzi during John’s live stream.

    CREDIT: John Barrowman / Facebook

    As Scott walked into view John said,

    “Oh, Scott! Oh my God! You just… I’m live video! I can’t believe… everyone just saw you naked!”

    At the time of streaming there were four thousand fans watching to which Scott replied

    “ooo blimey”

    In a following stream, John said,

    “I wondered what the fuss was all about, but yep, you saw it. Now you know why we big boys stick together. Scott accidentally bared it all on Facebook and online, so there you go world, now you’ve seen it.

    “In no way are we embarrassed about what happened in the jacuzzi. The human form and the body, no matter what size you are, we should celebrate how we look and what we have.”

    Later in the stream John encouraged Scott to jump up naked to show the fan his butt!

     

  • Why Do I Wake Up With A Hard On?

    Everything you wanted to know about the morning glory.

    It’s just a part of life, you wake up and your little fella is already up – aching to be unleashed and go forth into the day, but why do we get these erections?

    Here are five reasons you could be waking up with an erection every morning.

    1) They aren’t actually morning erections; they are night-time ones, called Nocturnal Penile Tumescence. The average man, without erectile dysfunction, has around three to five full lob ons during the night according to the NHS website, each one lasting up to 35 minutes.

    2) It’s thought to be caused by the REM (rapid eye movement) part of your sleep. The part of your brain that releases norepinephrine located in the locus coeruleus is switched off which could result in boners. The REM cycle tends to happen just before you wake up.

    3) Testosterone levels are at their highest in the AM, which can be attached to how randy you feel. Although testosterone doesn’t cause your duvet pole, it could make you think naughty thoughts – which will lead to a stiffy.

    4) Some people think it’s to stop you wetting the bed… Peeing with a raging horn is more difficult so it can perhaps, some suggest prevent bed-wetting, we’re not convinced.

    5) Full bladder, a full bladder could be the reason you’re waking with a stonker. It can stimulate part of the spinal cord that could bring on a reflex erection.

  • ADVICE | Help I Think I Have Broken My Penis

    This week a reader is worried that he’s damaged his penis.

    Dear Jose

    I think I’ve broken my penis. I heard a snap when I was having sex. It’s incredibly painful and it’s looking kinda black and blue. Will it heal by itself?

    JM

     

    Dear JM

    I would recommend that you present at A&E or see your GP as soon as possible. It may heal by itself but it may not heal correctly which may have implications for long term functioning.

    The penis is not a bone despite the term boner. You get an erection by blood flowing through the penis inside two cylinder-shaped chambers which are called the corpora cavernosa. Once those are filled the penis becomes hard.

    Although your penis is pretty robust it is possible to break it or snap the fibrous coverings of the corpora cavernosa called tunica albuginea. As you can see from the above picture the penis may become black and blue.

    Penile fractures can happen during sex, with the majority of accidents happening in the cowboy position (the bottom or person who is being penetrated is on top). So make sure you take care during that position.

    It can also happen during aggressive wanking. See our advice on wanking too much<

    by Jose Perez / Jake Hook

    The advice listed above is not intended to replace or take the place of that of your own doctor, GP or medical professional who knows your full medical history. If in any doubt make an appointment with your doctor as soon as possible.

     

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  • Justin Bieber’s Penis Forever Immortalised In Doll Form

    Yes… Justin’s Johnson is forever immortalised in doll form.

    Remember those pap pictures of Justin in the all together? Well now Justin’s “shrinkage” has been immortialised in doll form thanks to the ADollWorldAfterAll Instagram account. Thank goodness, because we were wondering when someone would do this very important piece of history making.
    Justin said at the time that the pictures taken by a long lens pap were a violation, but also said that there was a certain amount of “shrinkage”.
    The sneaky shots of the 21-year-old Canadian were taken by a super long range pap whilst holidaying with Jayde Pierce in Bora Bora.

  • Just What Are The Advantages Of Having A Small Penis?

    Small is beautiful – that is the new motto.

    Men with smaller willies have had quite the time of it lately, what with the small penis festival and the discovery that we’re all much smaller than we say we are, one website has done the small dong a service by giving five reasons why having a small Johnson is the best.Healthsite.com has come up with five, yes five distinct reasons why having a small todger is not only a great thing, but actually preferable in many ways.

    1) Firstly having a smaller beanpole means that hiding an unwanted erection is much easier.

    So if you happen to be in an awkward situation, say in the queue at your local library and you pop an angry cyclops, you can quite happily enjoy the knowledge that you’ve got a rager – and no one will be any the wiser.

    2) You won’t damage the person you’re having intercourse with…

    They mention cervix. We’ll just have to take their word on that.

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    3) Oral sex will be easier.

    Apparently. Come on we like a challenge…

    4) Hit the spot.

    You’ll actually be able to rub all the right bits like the male G-spot with a smaller than average appendage. The G-spot is only a couple inches inside a man.

    ALSO READ: Why does my boyfriend’s penis smell so much?

    5) Anal sex will be less painful.

    Again we refer to point three. We like a challenge. If you want tips on how to find bottoming easier check out our top tips.

    Whatever your size is, don’t worry about it. We all come in all different shapes and sizes. It’s about who the dick’s attached to not the nob itself.

  • Zac Efron’s Penis Sort Of

    This has been Zac Efron’s year of giving… And now gentlemen, Zac Efron’s Penis … sort of.

    First there was his cum face and then there was his cheeky self-groping, and now if you slow-mo the German trailer for Dirty Grandpa you can, kind of, see Zac Efron’s weiner.

    Go slow on the German version of the official trailer for the forthcoming Zac Efron / Robert Di Niro romp, Dirty Grandpa, you can see a whole lot of Zac Efron and thanks to some handy screen-grabbing you can kind of see Little Zac.

    According to the Metro there’s a whole 18 seconds of the actor pretty much naked. The English version of the trailer omits many of the naked scenes of Zac.

    Dirty Grandpa is out in the UK on the 22nd January

    HT: Metro

  • Justin Bieber Denies Erect Penis Pics Are His

    Now clearly as a publication, we’re not about to publish the pictures here – but we can tell you where they are…

    According to the hosting website, Queerclick the Justin Bieber erections are actually of his erect penis, however, the star himself told TMZ that it’s not his “junk”. They’ve kinda gone all Ms Marple on the photos – showing how his tattoos all match and how they all sync up from other topless photos. Both pictures posted are headless.

    From what we can gather, the pictures are from personal messages sent out, to whom we don’t know- with one of the pictures even asking whether the sender could “cum inside”.

    There are two pictures one of a side view and the other is a bird’s eye view.

    Last month Bieber’s peen broke the internet when a pap caught the singer in the all together whilst on holiday in Bora Bora.

    Many people have taken to the comments section of the hosting website – some claiming that the (rather large) appendage is as real as his talent, while some are positively enchanted by his bell end!

    Anyway, fake or otherwise you can see for yourself. Enjoy.

  • The Sword Is Strong With These Two

    An advert by a mobile company has taken Star Wars affiliation to a whole new level after it features two guys sword fighting complete with swishing lightsabers.

    Not sure this is entirely endorsed by the Star Wars franchise but it struck a chord with us.

    A French language ad for mobile phone company,Wiko,  shows two guys engaging in some swordplay, yes actual penis play… before being interrupted by one of their fathers. Major awks.
    The 30-second ad shows two erect penises in pitch-black, covered by glow in the dark condoms, swishing back and forth whilst being accompanied by the famous lightsaber noise.
    The video has been viewed over 178,485 times.

     

     

  • Someone Just Made A Portrait Of Donald Trump Out Of 500 Penis Pics

    Someone made a collage of Presidential hopeful Donald Trump from dick pics… and it’s slightly amazing.

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  • ADVICE | Why Does My Foreskin Smell?

    This month a reader is concerned with a smell coming from under his foreskin. Our experts answer his question.

    Why Does My Foreskin Smell?

    Dear TGUK
    Inside my foreskin. I keep getting a smell from it. Once in the past I was given a cream to sort an area out and it’s that where the smell is coming from.
    G, 33

    Hello G

    Thank you for your message. Nobody likes a stinky pinky, so hopefully we can get this sorted for you.

    Smells coming from the foreskin are usually created by bacteria. The penis is a fantastic incubation ground for all sorts of bacterias. Warm, moist and if you don’t wash, or aren’t able to wash the area properly it can lead to smells, often from what’s called Smegma. The white, creamy material that you can often find under the foreskin.

    You don’t say whether you’ve got a tight foreskin or whether you are able to fully pull back your foreskin. If you’re not able to do this, it could stop you getting rid of the smegma build, which after a while, smell.

    The best way to clean the area is with warm water. It’s often advised not to use shower gels or soaps because they may cause irritation.

    If you’re not able to fully retract the foreskin you should see your doctor about this.

    However you say that you have been given a cream in the past to sort out the smell. Without knowing what the cream is or what it is for, we suggest that you go back to your docs and get to the root of your problem.

    If you have an infection or your penis is red and sore or has a rash then you definitely should book in with your GP – or take some time to go to a walk in sexual health clinic.

     

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