Basically. We’re not going to say too much, but let the visual and Louis’s floppy cock speak for itself.

Louis Tomlinson’s penis has basically broken the internet and us, in one swoop. This is what happens when you don’t wear suitable panties and wear flimsy soccer shorts. (Thank Jeebus for soccer shorts). The One Direction star and his Johnson have racked up an incredible 2 million loops of this vine, posted by Perez Hilton.

We’re now considering his member the fifth member of One Direction, replacing the lovely Zayn.

 

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