Valentine’s, that wonderful day where we pluck up the courage to tell someone we love them. Or like them. Or maybe even just appreciate their existence. Here’s our Top 5 little gift ideas that won’t break the bank and will sure to please.

1. Maison Blanc, Valentine Concerto – From £4.85

Light chocolate sponge filled with rich, dark chocolate mousse, surrounding a disk of crispy feuillantine finished in a dark chocolate glaze. Plus, have your own edible message written on top. We’re thinking along the lines of Hands Off!

2. Jimmy Jane, Bourbon Natural Massage Candle – £13.19

With up to 32 hours burn time, this fragrant candle contains skin soothing jojoba, shea butter, Vitamin E, soy and aloe. Just requires some masculine hands to pour and massage away the stresses of the day. Please do remember to blow it out before you pour onto a loved one. A&E on Valentine’s is not the most romantic place.

3. Beefayre, Bee Kind Body & Bath set – £26.00

If you’re sharing a bath this Valentine’s then you can’t go wrong with the Beefayre bee kind body and bath set. With essential oils of rosemary and neroli you’ll both exit feeling like spring lambs ready to leap into action.

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4. MIMI, Sleeping Beauty Night Time Facial Oil – £35.00

This lovely little kit allows you to make up 35ml of facial oil exactly how you want it. Contains anti-ageing Moroccan argan oil, nourishing avocado and peach kernel oils, toning grapeseed oil, repair oat protein and skin protecting essential oils, you’ll have a fragrant day mixing up something special for your loved one.

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5. Jockey, 3D-Innovations pants – £14.00

Now the words 3D and pants can only be a good thing, right? These sexy little red pants have been cleverly designed to allow an 8-way stretch which means every part gets a feature! For me one of the best features was the way they shaped around the bum. Without revealing too much detail it was certainly worth a look in the mirror whilst wearing them and I’m sure something the other half would appreciate. If only the shape stayed after you took them off!

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