Series 9 has now ended and I feel a hole in my gayness that needs filling (I genuinely didn’t intend to put a pun there, but I spotted it and decided to leave it in). Oh, the puns!
It is widely expected that All Stars 3 is coming (not soon enough!) and fans are already talking about who could return. We already know that Willem is out (she said so herself via a post on Tumblr which was subsequently removed, oh the intrigue) so who do you want to see in the new all-stars? Here is my ideal lineup;
BenDeLaCreme (Season 6)
I liked Ms de le Creme, especially her Maggie Smith. She slayed the runway on a number of occasions and I think she would put up a good fight.
Adore Delano (Season 6 & All Stars 2)
Now I wasn’t sure about this one as I didn’t agree with her decision to leave AS2. I could also see that she majorly went wrong in life. So I’m torn. I’d love the old Adore back, a little older a little more experienced I reckon she could easily get through to the final again.
Courtney Act (Season 6)
Simply because I like nice boys to look at.
Laganja Estranja (Season 6)
RuPaul’s drag race wouldn’t be the same without a shady queen to spice things up a little. And with this mix, it would get nice n spicy.
Bianca Del Rio (Season 6 Winner)
I’d bet money on her to win again. But these girls would give her a run for her money.
Sharon Needles (Season 4 Winner)
A little bit of the extraordinary is always a good thing.
Latrice Royale (Season 4 / All Stars 1)
This lady is my spiritual mother. The shade, the alcoholic pink lemonade and all that sass baby.
Morgan McMichaels (Season 2)
Another pretty one, and hopefully this time round she has some more tricks up her sleeve (if not it’ll just be fun to watch).
Bebe Zahara Benet (Season 1 Winner)
The first ever winner, remember her? She mastered it with low budget challenges and even worse prizes. I say give her a crack at some Series 9 level realness.
Trixie Mattel (Season 7)
Again the viewing value is worth its weight in pink lemonade. I doubt she would get through to the final but it would be one hell of a show.
Chi Chi De Vayne (Season 8)
She came 4th, that’s some serious ability (and I think she’s a dark horse, so it’ll make for good telly!).
Kennedy Davenport (Season 7)
Another girl that came 4th just missing the final post. She had some killer looks for the runway and again, she’d give the girls a run for their money.
Milk (Season 6)
I threw Milk into the mix because, well, I’m a little drunk. I wanted someone that didn’t do that well on their season (her Julia Child was just awful in Snatch Game) and that, given some time and gin, could come back and not fcuk it up.
What do you think? Is that lineup shady enough do we think? Who would you like to see in the next All Stars series?
There is currently no fixed date for an announcement on All Stars 3 we can likely expect something soon. A life without RuPaul’s Drag Race in it is a very bland one indeed. Watch this space!
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