Good Ereseh who says he's Africa's first certified match-maker has shared a list with his near-15,000 followers which he called "Signs Your Boyfriend Is Secretly Gay".

Literally, WTF.

Walking on the kerb… GAY! Free-Photos / Pixabay

Good Ereseh who says he’s Africa’s first certified match-maker (we’re assuming people, not little flammable sticks) has shared a list with his near-15,000 followers which he called “Signs Your Boyfriend Is Secretly Gay”.

  1. He constantly stares at guys than women.
  2. He could be gay if he criticizes gay people too much.
  3. He could be gay if he appears to be too damn faithful.
  4. He could be swinging if you have no issues with him concerning other women.
  5. Ereseh actually leaves out number 5 for some reason?
  6. He keeps more male friends on social media than women.
  7. That brother could be holding blowing pipes, when he tries to avoid sex with you.
  8. He could be seeing guys when he doesn’t disturb you to have sex with him and on the other hand you thanking God that you have met a man that isn’t after sex.
  9. When he suggests you both invite a guy to bed so the both of them can satisfy you, sister run because he’s bringing his friend in to caption your brain thinking he is so understanding.
  10. When he cares too much about how he looks like female friends you have. There is something about it when he starts to care about his physical appearance.
  11. He wants to feel how you feel during penetration, he wants you to insert your finger down there.
  12. I repeat this, if he doesn’t check other women out he is completely gay. Don’t argue, he is not being faithful to you he just doesn’t find the need to feel attracted to women. Instead he talks about men more.
  13. If he praises a particular male friend of his than you the one that claims to hold his heart, trust me that guy could be his gay partner.
  14. He is classically touchy with other men, he enjoys hugs, holding hands and even loves the male bathroom hehehehehehe.
  15. He enjoys other’s sexuality, it’s an interesting topic for him, trust me nicca is gay.

Basically, reading between the lines, what Ereseh is saying is that unless your man is a sex-addict, slime-ball, narcissistic jealous-flying-off-the-handle type of toxic male then he might be gay.

SIGNS YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SECRETLY GAY. Part 1 • • 1. He constantly stares at guys than women 2. He could be gay if he criticizes gay people too much 3. He could be gay if he appears to be too damn faithful 4. He could be swinging if you have no issues with him concerning other women 6. He keeps more male friends on social media than women 7. That brother could be holding blowing pipes, when he tries to avoid sex with you. 8. He could be seeing guys when he doesn’t disturb you to have sex with him and on the other hand you thanking God that you have met a man that isn’t after sex • • Part 2 and 3 tomorrow morning please watch out #goodereseh

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How about, if your boyfriend just tells you, “Sorry hun, I think I might be gay, let’s call the whole thing off” – is actually a sign that he might be gay.

In case you’re interested Ereseh also says he’s a sex therapist, love doctor and counsellor.



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