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We’re wondering if Austin Armacost really knew how penisy this picture was!
Taking to Instagram the reality TV star revealed his two new leg tattoos, but we find ourselves drawn to another area of his body. To see it CLICK HERE (NSFW)
EastEnder’s actor Danny Dyer has sort of made our eyes water a bit after he revealed a ridiculously huge bulge in the latest promo from the show and it’s certainly made us wonder in awe at what is going on with little (not so) little Mr Dyer.
In the scene, Danny’s character Mick interrupts his wife Linda and Sharon’s conversation to say that his trousers were too tight, giving both women an eyeful, Sharon pipes up “so the rumours are true!”
The video, which was posted earlier this year was an experiment to see what self-identifying straight guys felt when they touched another man’s penis. One of the guys even went as far as to say it was a “beautiful experience”. Another, whose identity remained secret, said that it “didn’t turn him on”, but “didn’t turn him off either”.
Aleks happens to be that man who’s penis gets all the attention…and it appears as though he’s got a sizeable asset! Check out the comments in the video.
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You may recall that during Joel‘s thoroughly entertaining time in the jungle (where he came runner-up) Joel opened up about how he was catfished into being sexual on a skype call.
Well, now he (sorry his penis) has written a statement about his new found fame and the perils of cyber sex.
“The following is a statement written by Joel’s Penis before it went, with Joel, into the Jungle. His Penis wrote this as damage limitation just in case pictures of it arose in the tabloids and on the internet while Joel was in there and Penis was unable to defend itself.
“Recently, after being a relative recluse for Joel’s entire life (with the exception of the odd drunken public appearance), after a stupid error on Joel’s part there are now pictures of me, ‘Joel’s part’ on the internet. I was quite happy being a completely unknown penis and this new found fame is frankly horrific for me and Joel, although we have both realised that it’s better to laugh about it than cry about it (Only Joel can Laugh but we can both cry…).”
“Joel was Catfished a long time ago by somebody pretending to be someone else on the internet and was lured into Skype sex. That Skype sex session turned out to be entirely fake and has come back to bite Joel in the ass (Joel’s Ass is a good friend of mine and also features in the video). It’s a genuinely horrific thing for another human being to do, to take advantage of what is private of someones life and make it public for everyone to see.
“He obviously chose to go into I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here and people may argue that you are forfeiting a life of privacy with that choice, which he agrees with to a degree but there is a line. A cruelly obtained video of Joel ‘jerking off’ (you may prefer other terms such as ‘jerking the chain’, ‘strangling the monkey’, ‘washing the carrot’, ‘humiliating the unicorn’ or worst of all ‘masterbating’) in a beanie (seriously who wears a beanie when they ‘polish the bath taps’?! I’m supposed to be the only one who wears a hat during sex. He is a hideous human being and I’m embarrassed to be attached to him.) which he thought was private is crossing that line.
“This is a new type of crime and it’s not just happening to people of below average levels of fame like Joel. Below is a link to an interesting article from the BBC about the problem and the number for the Samaritans which is a good place to start to sort it out if it has happened to you.
This isn’t the first time Joel’s penis has been the centre of televised attention. A couple of year’s ago he made a documentary for Channel 4 about penis painting. Yes… he went there.
We recently spoke to a lawyer about the steps you can take if you should find that you’ve been a victim of revenge porn or had your pictures hacked or stolen.
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That’s right folks. Use the power of magnets to slowly grow your little… (Insert pet name here – and we don’t mean your cat!)… an extra 15% in just 45 days of wearing. Though one might suggest that wearing the same pants for 45 days will have a negative effect of using that extra length on someone special! Plus with all those magnets in your pants you’d want to steer clear of the fridge! That would be an embarrassing phone call to the fire brigade as they have to prise you off. BUY HERE
2. Penis Enlargement Fund Tin. £8.00
In this age of hand to mouth living it’s quite likely that most of us are finding it difficult to save for holidays, homes or new cars. However, if you do have some pennies left at the end of the week then this handy tin will help you save up for that all important operation. Of course, you may find it quicker to get a rise by withdrawing your £1.48 savings and buying the boyfriend a surprise bar of chocolate! BUY HERE
3. DIY Penis Enlargement Book. £2.32 (Kindle)
Perfect, read a book and get a bigger dick. What could be easier? I’ve read a few coffee table books in my time that have caused stirrings so maybe this will do the same… Oh, wait, no… I just read ‘How It Works’ in the preview. Apparently it’s all down to visualisation and un-tapping the mind’s potential to give you a bigger cock. It suggests if you’re fat you’ll always be fat because you think you are. So, if you only have 5” then you’ll always have 5” because that’s what you think you have… Funny, as I’ve always thought and told people I have 12” down there, but think it’s actually only 11”… ahem. BUY HERE
4. Rock Hard Cream. £3.30
I was going to steer clear of the pills and potions for ultimate arousal but this sturdy looking product caught my eye. I mean, for just over three quid it’s worth a punt right? The reviews say otherwise. A collection of one star complaints of “Totally Useless” and “Rubbish” were often used, though there was some 3 star luck from Ricky B who said, “Wife a bit disappointed, but the boyfriend loved it!” – which could suggest that the solution to arousal is the bit on the side and not the bit in the tube! BUY HERE
5. Willy Weights Work Out. £4.79
I’ve seen these before and maybe you have also, but this has to be one of my favourite gadgets for working out your man meat. I mean why just go to the gym and pump iron on your arms? Ok, I’ve never seen one of these used in a gym, sadly, but it did help me out many years ago when a friend bought me one for a gift and showed me how it works. I managed to raise it but had trouble putting it back down again! Thanks Willy Weights. BUY HERE
Please note this article is just for fun and should anyone be suffering from willy woes or have questions ranging from size or erectile dysfunction then we do recommend contacting your doctor for professional advice. TheGayUK also runs a free sex clinic where you can ask our qualified Dr any issues, anonymously.
Dear TGUK team
My foreskin has gone all tight and is stinging whenever I pee and my urethra is all red. I had unprotected sex around a month ago.
Martin, Salford
Dear Martin,
The first thing you must do is get a test that will rule out a sexually transmitted infection (STI).
The latest statistics from NHS England show that there were more than 435,000 STI diagnoses in 2015 alone and many people now fear that we may have forgotten the safe sex message, with disease rates on the increase.
In Wales, reports of new diagnoses of chlamydia, herpes, LGV, hepatitis B and hepatitis C have been increasing for the last two years.
Alarmingly, in some patient groups, the number of cases of syphilis have increased by 76 percent in three years, while gonorrhoea cases have risen by 53 per cent. Even more worryingly, there appears to be evidence of some drug resistance that can make some STIs more difficult to treat.
STIs are passed from one person to another through unprotected sex or genital contact, which is why it is so important that we spread the message of using condoms and other barrier methods when we’re going to be intimate.
You can be tested for STIs at a sexual health clinic, genitourinary medicine (GUM) clinic or GP surgery. Some people prefer the privacy of buying a reliable testing kit online from a reputable supplier, such as Pharmacy2U.co.uk.
There are different types of STIs and some, if caught early, are easy to treat with antibiotics. Chlamydia is the most common STI in England and can be treated with antibiotics.
But many have no cures, including genital herpes and HIV. There can be far reaching health implications with some STIs, especially if left undiagnosed and untreated.
In many instances, STIs don’t give their sufferers symptoms, but obviously, you sound to have symptoms that something is not right.
Get tested and I hope everything works out for you but remember prevention is better than cure. Speak to a GP for treatment if you do test positive.
The advice listed above is not intended to replace or take the place of that of your own doctor, GP or medical professional who knows your full medical history. If in any doubt make an appointment with your doctor as soon as possible.
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Dear TGUK,
My flaccid penis is quite small, probably about 2-3inches but it becomes 5.5-6 inches when erect. Is this normal? How do I get over my fears about being naked in front of another person, as I am 20 and still a virgin?
Jeff, Edinburgh
Dear John,
This is a very common worry. The truth is that there really is no such thing as ‘normal’ when it comes to penises. For example, there is a lot of variation in the angle of an erect penis. Some erect penises point straight up, others straight down or a slight bend to the left or right. There are many different sizes too.
It is normal for men to be worried about size because of all the cultural pressure society places on it. Try not to get anxious about it. So long as you are otherwise healthy and happy, the most important thing is taking precautions to ensure that you do not run the risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including using condoms, when you do have sex.
While there are many products and procedures available suggesting that they can help men to increase the size of their penis, there is little conclusive evidence to prove that they are safe and that they work. There really isn’t much that men can do to change what they are born with, so my advice would be to come to terms with what you have.
There are however some steps that you can take to improve your own and others’ perception of the size of your penis, including trimming your pubic hair and losing weight. Staying fit and healthy can also improve your sex life.
In some cases, people inaccurately conclude that they are not as big as they should be. Counselling has been shown to be beneficial for men with penis anxiety as therapy helps patients identify and correct any distorted views, building self-confidence and overcoming fears about sexual relations.
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The initial report from the website, deathandtaxes.com has suggested that five American men shot off their penis between 2010 to 2013 and we’ve managed to find another two reported cases where men accidentally put a bullet through their dicks.
Usually from holstering their gun in their trousers.
This is just a drop in the ocean to the number of self-inflicted gunshot wounds recorded in the US.
In 2011 the National Center for Injury Prevention and Control released figures that suggested there were 73,883 non-fatal firearms injuries that year, 14,675 (19.86%) were unintentional. That same year there was, according to stats released by the CDC, 591 deaths due to “accidental discharge” and a further 248 due to “undetermined intent”.
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In a week full of cake news, including “gay cakes” and Bake Off ending, those naughty minxes over at Carvaka have been busy in the kitchen baking away like sexy elves and they’ve come up with a rather impressive looking product.
With no less than 14 sex toys, this one cake that will definitely leave you feeling full!
General Manager at Carvaka, Elizabeth Morris says,
“At Carvaka, we’re all great fans of the Bake Off and last week in jest I said ‘I wish we could bake a showstopper for Carvaka!’ One thing kind of lead to another and voilá we now have what we think is a pretty decent showstopper!”
We do wonder what certain religious bakers would think about this cake being ordered.
He may have been eliminated from the competition, a couple of weeks ago, but Freddy Parker is still capable of getting people talking as a recent clip uploaded to Instagram has proved.
Freddy was in London over the weekend to play a gig at G-A-Y, and like the majority of us when we check into a brand new hotel room, tested out the bed by jumping straight on it. However, it seemed the hunky singer was JBNK (jogging bottoms no knickers).
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However, it seemed the hunky singer was JBNK (jogging bottoms no knickers).
It kinda reminds us of when, One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson broke the internet with his manhood flip-flopping around during a game of footie.
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The little video clip has already attracted 30,700 views and over 290 comments, with many fans pointing out the size of the bulge in his jogging bottoms.
The X Factor singer was appearing at G-A-Y at Heaven, for a PA. Speaking about performing at London’s most famous gay club Freddy said,
“Can’t get over last night! So unreal I got to perform at Heaven?? Thank you everyone who came to support!”
Remember this summer, in Celebrity Big Brother when Lewis Bloor exposed himself (more than once) well now his GF, Marnie Simpson, is doing the exposing for him.
She recently uploaded a picture of Lewis completely naked to her Snapchat. It seems she has no qualms about the world seeing her beau’s enormous appendage, which she has described as “scary”.
Wanna see the picture CLICK HERE, because it’s not safe for work.