ASOS Blood choker

So shopping giant ASOS is selling this rather rude looking choker. They call it a “Glow in the Dark Dripping Blood Choker”…

ASOS Blood choker
CREDIT: ASOS

 

We call it a “pearl necklace”. So if you’re looking for the must-have Halloween fashion statement look no further than the Glow in the Dark Dripping Blood Choker

So if you’re looking for the must-have Halloween fashion statement this year look no further than the Glow in the Dark Dripping Blood Choker from ASOS.

They think it looks like a dripping blood – but we think it looks the end result of a bukkake party (not that we know what that truly looks like – we’re good boys you know.)

 


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ASOS Blood choker
CREDIT: ASOS

 

The £5 choker  has an adjustable chain length and a gold finish and is 70% Silicone, 30% Iron.

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