COLUMN: Pride Rage
So the pope is now on Twitter.
All we need… another homophobic opinionated pr**k on the internet.
Leaving the ringleader of this awful group at the back with me.
“Excuse me, I couldn’t help overhear you conversation, did you say you wanted to break ‘the f*ggots’ arms”
“Yeah.”
“Well, I’m gay. What you just said was disgusting, I’d imagine you’ve been raised by some sort of inbred, right wing dipsh*t parents, so it’s hardly your fault you’ve turned out the way you have, but say anything like that again you little sh*t, I’ll break your arms.”
“Erm… (He stands) we was only joking”
He then moved to the front of the bus, and then proceeded to get off.
Call me a monster. But I’ve been that f*ggot who got sh*t ALL through school.
I popped my earphones back in and spent the rest of the journey with a fire of pride inside me, as I lip-synched away to Streisand all the way home.
Have you seen this sort of casually over the top homophobia? If so, did you do anything?
Until next time darlings.
Lewis is quite possibly the most clichéd gay among us. His wardrobe is mostly sarongs; he is obsessed with Judy Garland and enjoys 1 or maybe 5 cocktails a night. He bases his love life on that of Glenn Close’s in Fatal Attraction. Shockingly he is single. Despite this he is unspeakably fabulous. He is a gay activist and enjoys strolls along the beach…with a large net in which to catch men.
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