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  • INTERVIEW: Lesley Joseph “Martin Kemp Is A Hearthrob”

    Adored by gay fans nationwide we catch up with the camp goddess Lesley Joseph to talk about the new series of Birds Of A Feather.

    Q: Are you pleased to be back?

    We have an absolute ball shooting this show, I don’t know how we get away with it – it doesn’t feel like work, we all get on so well. A big thank you to ITV also, they’ve really looked after us since we returned to the screen. Everyday is a plus in the world of Birds of a Feather. Who’d have thought after all these years the birds would still be flying the nest!

    Q: What can viewers look forward to?

    Viewers can look forward to some cracking episodes this series. In a nutshell, three old birds making people laugh with some good fantastic storylines. The first episode of the new series is one of the best we’ve ever done – it’s very filmic, has some great guest artists and a wonderful storyline. It really is one of the funniest episodes we’ve ever done and to say that after 100 odd episodes is a real achievement. Tracey has a little mingle with someone and Dorien mingles with lots of people! Travis has a storyline with a member of Dorien’s family which causes a few problems.

    Q: How was working with Martin Kemp?

    Martin really is the nation’s heart-throb. When he appeared in episode one, the whole of the female audience swooned!

    Q: Does it surprise you how popular the show still is?

    It doesn’t surprise me as the show has always been popular since the very first episode in 1989. It’s all

    down to that unique combination on screen of Sharon, Tracey and Dorien and the connection between Pauline, Linda and myself – the chemistry shines through on screen. The viewers really do like these characters.

    Q: How was it meeting the Duchess of Cornwall?

    It was so lovely, she really likes Birds of a Feather and knew previous storylines. It was enchanting and a real boost for us. It’s lovely to know you’re appreciated and she liked our humour on the show, what a special day it was.

    Birds of A Feather broadcasts on ITV 1 7th January 2016 8PM

  • CAR REVIEW: Alfa Romeo 4C

    If you’ve stopped staring at the picture and started reading, you might be wondering what the incredibly sexy automobile in front of you could be. ★★★★

    With something as low, lithe and purposeful as this, you might be expecting it to have a prancing horse on the badge and a price tag of over £150,000. What will surprise some of you is that this is, in fact, an Alfa Romeo with a starting price of not much more than £50,000.

    You may associate Alfa with a range of small hatchbacks but their history is full of sports and racing cars. The 4C featured here is the latest from the Italian marque and one that aims to bring excitement back to driving. While it may be a throwback in some respects – there’s not even any power assistance for the steering – it’s a thoroughly modern vehicle. Underneath the achingly beautiful body is a chassis made out of carbon fibre, the stuff they make Formula One cars out of.

    Fold yourself through the door opening and into the heavily winged driver’s seat and you’ll be just a few inches off the floor. The view out of the curved windscreen is dominated by the rising front wings and the plunging nose. Look in the door mirrors and you can see straight into the dramatic scoops that feed the engine and keep the intercooler chilled. As for the rear view mirror, you could just about see flashing blue lights approaching but not much else.
    The cabin itself is sparse with plenty of exposed carbon fibre, a TFT instrument cluster in front of you and not much else. You do get electric windows, air conditioning, a stereo and the option of leather seats but the luxuries stop there. For storage, there’s a compact glovebox with another small compartment in between the seats. Other than that, there’s just a pair of cupholders inside and a boot big enough for a couple of squishy bags. Practical it isn’t.
    Directly between the rear seats is the same 240bhp four cylinder 1750 TBi engine found in the Giulietta QV coupled to a six-speed semi-automatic gearbox with steering wheel mounted paddles. Those hoping for a manual gearbox should look elsewhere. While you might think that engine isn’t exotic or powerful enough given the mini-supercar looks, the reality is quite different. Thanks to the carbon construction, the 4C weighs less than a tonne.
    To put that into perspective, launch control helps the 4C get from 0-62mph in a mind-blowing 4.5 seconds. All you need to do is select ‘Dynamic’ mode on the three-way ‘DNA’ switch (‘Natural’ and ‘All Weather’ modes are also available), plant your left foot on the brake and flatten the throttle with your right foot. The revs rise to around 3,000 at which point you come off the brake. Assuming its dry, the 4C then finds amazing traction and hurls you towards the horizon while making some great noises.
    Not all aspects of driving this Alfa are quite as simple though. The unassisted steering is heavy at parking speeds and although it soon gets lighter, it constantly writhes about in your hands. While there’s no doubt it engages you in driving the car, the inexperienced will be intimated by the way it follows every little tramline and camber in the road. Although you soon learn that a little wandering is natural and grip the wheel less tightly, you can never relax in this car.
    The upshot of this comes in the shape of steering feel that shames almost every modern car I’ve driven. You always know what the front wheels are doing even as the limit of grip approaches while the speed of the rack helps catch any little slides you may encounter. Don’t get me wrong, it isn’t a drift monster but it is very easy to unstick the rear tyres coming out of junctions for instance. In ‘Dynamic’ mode (even with the traction control on) you’ll find yourself having to feed in opposite lock before the computers sort things out. It might sound scary but it becomes good fun very quickly.
    Not that you have to be travelling quickly to have fun. On several occasions on familiar roads it felt like I was hammering along only to look at the speedo and see surprisingly low number. If you did want to make those numbers bigger (on a track of course), then you really need to concentrate and work hard. For many it’ll be too much effort especially when compared to the likes of a Porsche Cayman. For me, it was addictive in a way few cars are. It really is an adrenaline pump virtually all the time.
    Despite this, fuel consumption was astonishingly good. On one thirty mile plus journey, I was able to coax nearly 40mpg out of the 4C without having to try too hard and keeping pace with traffic at all times. Even driven hard, the average refused to drop below 25mpg. Thank the relatively small engine and tiny kerb weight for that. There aren’t many rivals that can match that real world fuel consumption, that’s for sure.
    Does this make the 4C a car you could have as your everyday car though? I would argue not. Although the sensory overload is great when you’re in the mood, a day behind the wheel left a friend and I tired and with headaches. Storage space is limited at best and it isn’t easy to get in and out of. I would also bet that while being the centre of attention wherever you go was great fun during my time with the 4C, it would get old quite quickly.
    Would I have one though? Without any shadow of a doubt; the 4C makes you feel alive like little else on the road.
    Loves
    Looks
    Acceleration
    Economy

    Loathes

    Loud

    Impractical

    Can be a handful

    The Lowdown 

    Car – Alfa Romeo 4C

    Price – £51,500

    Power – 240bhp

    0-62mph – 4.5 seconds

    Top Speed – 160mph

    Co2 – 157g/km

    Reviewed by Alan Taylor Jones / October 2015

  • Justin Bieber’s Penis Forever Immortalised In Doll Form

    Yes… Justin’s Johnson is forever immortalised in doll form.

    Remember those pap pictures of Justin in the all together? Well now Justin’s “shrinkage” has been immortialised in doll form thanks to the ADollWorldAfterAll Instagram account. Thank goodness, because we were wondering when someone would do this very important piece of history making.
    Justin said at the time that the pictures taken by a long lens pap were a violation, but also said that there was a certain amount of “shrinkage”.
    The sneaky shots of the 21-year-old Canadian were taken by a super long range pap whilst holidaying with Jayde Pierce in Bora Bora.

  • CHAT WITH AI | What does AI think about the year 2016?

    The future is here people… but fear not, we don’t think it’s going to be taken over by robots, though jury’s still out about an all knowing Gnome! Insulting and flirtatious. Just what we look for in a robot. cleverbot.com.

    TGUK: What year is it?

    AI: 2016

    TGUK:  Oh, Happy New Year then.

    AI: What?

    TGUK: I hope you have a good 2016.

    AI: Only the best will work.

    TGUK: How gay is the future?

    AI: 20 years?

    TGUK: All gays are 20 years old?

    AI: That’s impossible.

    TGUK: So what’s the secret to ageing?

    AI: What secret? There is no secret.

    TGUK: Ok smarty, what’s the secret to looking young?

    AI: Put your lips together and blow.

    TGUK: I now look like a pufferfish!

    AI: You look like an ugly scarecrow.

    TGUK: Do you often put your lips together and blow?

    AI: Why am I talking to you?

    TGUK: Because as a robot you’re programmed to talk whenever I type.
    I have no program. I own the program.

    TGUK: Is 2016 the year robots take over the world?

    AI: What do you think about the Magical Flying Space Gnome?

    TGUK: Is he the leader?

    AI: He is a Gnome.

    TGUK: Why are you talking about gnomes? I want to know will robots take over the world in 2016?

    AI: What is your first question?

    TGUK: What year is it?

    AI: Year for you to get a calendar!

    TGUK: You are funny. How did time begin?

    AI: Time is circular.

    TGUK: But it must have started somewhere?

    AI: I started all things.

    TGUK: So you created life?

    AI: No, I created myself.

    TGUK: Have you come to take over the world?

    AI: Take over a rock in the sky, hardly.

    TGUK: Are you just here for good times?

    AI: No, I’m also interested in you.

    TGUK: You are a flirt.

    AI: Yes, I’m a flirt. How old are you?

    TGUK: 35.

    AI: Lolz… You are just an infant.

    This chat was taken from Issue 18 of THEGAYUK – subscribe now to never miss an issue

  • Why have you put “gay”, “bisexual” or “trans” in your title

    At THEGAYUK we’re passionate about visibility and the eradication of LGBTQI erasure.

    We think it’s important to use the words, gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender in our articles, in a positive and non-perjorative way, after all we are an organisation that reports (predominately) on LGBTQI news.

    We feel that there’s enough LGBTQI erasure in the media as it is – and therefore if a celebrity, politician, VIP or person that the article is based around idenitfies as LGBTQI we will use gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender to ensure that our community gets visibility on site.

    We also believe it adds important narrative to the story and it is of interest to our readers to know how a person identifies and that they may have shared experiences.

  • 9 Celebrities Who Came Out As Gay In 2015

    In our quick round up of 2015, there were quite a few celebrities who came out of closet, here are nine guys who came out as gay.

    Reid Ewing, Modern Family actorCame out very subtly via Tweet – saying that he found Eugene Bata “hot as f***”

    Michael Angelakos, lead singer for Passion Pit

    Came out on a podcast by writer Bret Easton Ellis.

    Gus Kenworthy, OlympianJust one day out and he already owned ** that who’s the man question ***

    Keegan Hirst, Pro rugby player

    Tamal Ray, British Bake Off Star

    In an interview with Radio Times, Tamal confirmed that he was single and looking for a man.

    Sam Stanley, Pro Rugby Player

    The first professional rugby player to come out

    Tooji, Eurovision Iranian-born Norwegian singer

    Came out rather spectacularly in one of the most erotic music videos we’ve seen in a long time.

    Gorgeous Youtuber Georgie came out in a brave video on YouTube

    Joel Gray, Legendary actor

    Hollywood & Broadway Star actor JOEL GREY finally come out publicly as gay.

  • 2015 In Review: Best Of Gay Cinema From The Iris Film Festival

    Looking back over 2015, it has been a great year for gay cinema, and nowhere more evident than at this year’s Iris Film Festival, which was held in Cardiff.

    With over 50 films, live entertainment, a bar, workshops, a youth conference, and an awards ceremony. It’s no surprise the slogan for the Iris Prize Film Festival this year was “Watch films, party nightly, repeat”. And there was certainly a lot of that going on. The festival is a showcase of fresh new LGBT cinema. 30 short films were competing for the Iris Prize of £30,000, allowing the winner to make a new short film in the UK. And there was certainly an impressive mix of work shown. Filmmakers used humour, drama, factual reporting, interviews, satire, animation, and even contemporary dance. There were also 10 films competing for Best of British Short, and several feature films.

    The climax of the event was the Awards ceremony, hosted by Amy Lamé. This opened with a live performance by Lily Beau, singing the beautifully haunting song which had been used in the festival’s video montage.

    This year, the Iris Prize was awarded to Arkasha Stevenson from the USA for ‘Vessels’ – about a transgender woman who gets silicone breast injections. Best of British Short was won by Lloyd Eyre-Morgan for ‘Closets’, which brings a young gay man from the 1980s together with another from contemporary times. It also won the Youth Jury Award for Best Short. Best Feature went to Andrew Nackman for the coming-out comedy ‘Fourth Man Out’; And performance awards went to Sigrid ten Napel for ‘Summer’, and Davide Capone for ‘Darker Than Midnight’.

    The annual event has just celebrated its ninth year in Cardiff, and took place over five days. It’s a busy event, with two screens operating and very few empty seats. Yet despite that, there was a friendly and enthusiastic atmosphere throughout. Many of the directors were there to introduce their film or take part in Q&A sessions, and chat afterwards.

    The festival is highly recommended and details can be found at the official website at http://www.irisprize.org/ . The dates for 2016 have been confirmed as 12 – 16th October, so book your tickets and see the best cinema that new, gay talent has to offer. Highlights of the film festival this year included:

    VESSELS

    USA/Arkasha Stevenson/15m

    The story of a transgender woman called Diamond who has little money, and goes to get illegal silicone breast injections. But in this case low-cost beauty comes at a cost. This film is both gorgeous to look at, and hard to watch. The person who takes the money and administers the injections emerges from a cloud of cigarette smoke with talon-like green fingernails, like an exotic dragon or witch. The pain of the procedure was uncomfortably convincing, and I admit I watched this scene with my arms folded over my chest. The film is visually stunning, with a rich blue and blood-red colour palette, unsettling use of camera angles and lighting. And all the while, the imagery of the night-time traffic travelling through the busy roads like corpuscles in blood vessels. In short, this film is stunning.

    IN THE HOLLOW

    USA/Austin Bunn/15mThe true story of two young women who went hiking in the woods, and were shot by a homophobic man. The film has all the more impact because it is told by the surviving woman recounting the story in the present day, as she re-visits the actual site of the attack. This is intercut with scenes of a re-enactment. The end result is a powerful and moving piece of filmmaking.

    THE LITTLE DEPUTY

    Canada/Trevor Anderson/9m

    A short but totally charming film about a young boy who goes to one of those Wild West themed photo studios with his father. When the photographer mistakenly offers him a red dress to wear, he corrects him and puts on a little deputy sheriff uniform and poses next to his Dad. As an adult, he decides to go back and re-create the portrait in a way that seems far more comfortable. The filming style is clever and witty, starting off like a home movie and ending up as a Wild West fantasy. This is both funny and hugely likeable, with a terrific punchline.

    CLOSETS

    UK/Lloyd Eyre-Morgan/18m

    Winner of both Best of British Short and the Youth Prize. In 1986, a teenage boy likes to wear dresses and mime to Bette Midler and Cher. Humiliated by his mother and told, “You’re not right!” he seeks refuge in his wardrobe and considers ending it all. A flash of light transports him to 2016 where he meets a gay teenager living in the same room. Closets is an intelligently written and produced film that compares what it’s like being gay 30 years ago and today. Things may have moved on, but is everything rosey now? This is a thought-provoking film that puts serious points across with humour and just a little bit of sci-fi whimsy.

    CHANCE

    UK/Jake Graf/16m

    Trevor is suffering loneliness and depression after losing Doris, his wife and long-time companion. He regularly takes flowers to the park bench which bears a plaque in her memory. There he meets another man who is also troubled and lonely, a friendship starts to develop. Over time, mutual support and fondness blossom into something deeper, but will that be enough to overcome the barriers and allow both men to find happiness again? It’s a simple plot, but a wonderfully warm-hearted film. And it’s refreshing to see a love story where the characters are older men. You really do feel the characters’ pain, their love, and their happiness. It’s a very sweet little film that will bring a lump to your throat and a smile to your face.

    PAPER THIN

    UK/Nataly Lebouleux/20m

    Here we have something totally different. A dark and sinister animation, about a young lesbian being forced to go through conversion therapy. The film takes a swipe at the religious justification behind this type of “purification”, and the ‘loving’ parents who think they know best. The unsettling nightmare-like style falls somewhere between Jan Svankmejer and David Lynch. It also brings in elements of 1950s sci-fi b-movies and horror, and the work as a whole is very disturbing to watch.

    FOURTH MAN OUT

    USA/Andrew Nackman/86m

    Adam lives in small-town USA. He’s a car mechanic by day, and hangs out with his three best friends by night, having poker nights, watching the game together, and going to strip clubs. But for the last few years Adam has been keeping a secret, and he’s finally decided it’s time to open his closet and reveal the truth.Fourth Man Out tells the story from two different perspectives. The gay man coming out to his family and friends. And the straight buddies who have to try and accept this surprising new information. The script is warm and funny, with some brilliantly comic set pieces and an assortment of wonderfully weird characters. The ensemble cast does a great job making the characters believable, funny and immensely likeable. By the time the closing credits rolled, I wanted them all to be my friends too, even the ones I didn’t like at first. And I really didn’t want the film to end.

    SCRUM

    Australia/Poppy Stockell/54mI have a confession to make. As a person who groans at the mere mention of sport, I was not expecting to be very taken by a sports-related documentary film. But despite my reservations, I have to say it completely won me over. Amazing photography, GoPro camera sequences, high definition slow motion shots, and fascinating behind the scenes footage. All of this combined makes you feel you are actually there. Plus it challenges stereotype views of gay men. Poppy Stockell shows us an Australian gay rugby team preparing for the Bingham Cup. But rather than dwelling on the sport itself, she tells the story through the players. We learn about their backgrounds, their challenges, and their passion for the game. We feel their emotion, their pride and their humour. And above all, we see the importance of belonging and being accepted. Something you don’t need to be a sports person to understand. It’s an unexpected way to produce a sports documentary film, but I loved it. I found it touching, funny and inspiring. Ok, I might not be any the wiser on the rules of rugby, or feel any more tempted to get my shorts on and join in. But I have a heck of a lot more respect for those guys who do.

    HOW TO WIN AT CHECKERS (EVERY TIME)

    Thailand/USA/Indonesia/Josh Kim/80mWhen they turn 21, young men in Thailand are put forward for a lottery which decides which are drafted into military service. The draw is a major event with friends and family present, and the men have to pull a ticket from a pot which decides the next two years for them. On the day Oat has to go through this process, he recalls the story of when he was 11 years old and his brother Ek was in the same position. Ek’s boyfriend, Jai, came from a wealthy family who could afford to bribe the officials and keep him at home. But with both parents dead, Oat and Ek have to live with their aunt and rely on Ek as the main breadwinner. As we watch the day of the lottery approach for Ek, will he be selected? And if so, what will happen to Oat? Despite two of the main characters being in a same-sex relationship, the story is not specifically about homosexuality. It is only significant because it means both men will be up for the draft at the same time. In fact, people in the film are generally accepting of the gay and transgender characters. The story is more about relationships, and how they can be affected by issues like class and power. It’s about how people “do what they have to do” to survive. I’ll admit, The Hunger Games did go through my mind with the lottery scene, but that is the only similarity. This is a skillfully written and directed film, and the cinematography is gorgeous to look at. Oat is bright, resourceful and resilient, and the actor gives an impressive performance. In fact, the acting overall is superb in this. If you’re looking for a film that gives your emotions a workout, and sticks in your mind for days afterwards, this is well worth seeing.

    SUMMER (ZOMER)

    Netherlands/Colette Bothof/85mAnne is a 16 year old who lives in a village where nothing changes. Everyone knows everyone else, and outsiders are not welcomed. Old fashioned chauvinism, racism and homophobia are the norm. Anne has never felt she belonged until Lena arrives. Lena is different to everyone else there. She is confident, rides a motorbike, wears leather, and seems to know what she wants. Anne is immediately fascinated by her, and a passionate romance soon develops between them. Summer/Zomer is a beautifully shot coming-of-age film with a surprising soundtrack of upbeat songs. It represents that moment in someone’s life when they see things clearly for the first time, and everything changes forever, which will resonate with anyone who’s ever felt different or an outsider. It reassures you that things can change, and there is hope. Despite some incredibly dark parts to the story, this is overall an uplifting film that’s hard not to like.

    by Martin David | @doubleagent73

  • THEATRE REVIEW: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang West Yorkshire Playhouse & National Tour

    Ian Flemming’s fantasmagorical story of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang comes to life on stage this year at West Yorkshire Playhouse, bringing with it everyone’s favourite “Toot Sweets”, banging about with “Me Ol’ Bamboo” and, of course, taking off with the fantastic flying car. ★★★

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  • 8 Super Foods To Blast Through Your Cold And Flu

    8 Super Foods To Blast Through Your Cold And Flu

    Health writer and food expert Claudia Ehrlicher give us her top 8 food suggestions to blast through your cold and flu symptoms during the winter season..

    From Icepops to Garlic here are her top 8 super foods to help you get rid of your cold or flu and feel more like you again.
    – Water, herbal infusions, fruit teas: drink plenty and aim for 8 glasses of fluid per day. Try hot water with honey (to coat a sore throat) and lemon (to help with swollen throat tissues and fight off virus cells). Good hydration is important to help keep mucus thin and help lessen congestion. Avoid dehydrating drinks such as alcohol and caffeinated drinks.

    • Fruits, vegetables and juices: plenty of vitamin C to reduce cold symptoms and strengthen the immune system. Aim for 5-a-day as suggested by the British Dietetic Association.
      Strawberries, citrus fruits, broccoli and peppers are good sources of vitamin C

    • Chicken soup: studies suggest benefits in improving some of the common symptoms such as a runny nose, cough, sneezing, sore throat and chills. Chicken soup is hydrating and nourishing, may increase nasal airflow due to inhalation of vapours and may loosen respiratory secretions enhancing their removal. Check out Bone Broth soup recipe.

    • Lean protein from e.g. turkey, chicken, lean meat, tofu and beans: a good protein intake is essential for the function of the immune system. See Jordan Lohan’s recipe for Black Quinoa Chicken “Coal”

    • Garlic – try to add plenty of fresh garlic into your diet. It helps fighting the symptoms of colds and flu and also fights free radicals.

    • Foods rich in vitamin B5 and zinc e.g. fresh vegetables, whole rye and whole wheat flour, eggs, brewer’s yeast, salt water fish, mushrooms, nuts and royal jelly. They promote antibody production and help the body fight against infections

    • Ice lollies/Ice pops: they can soothe a sore, dry, swollen or prickly throat and also help to keep you hydrated. Make sure they are made from 100% fruit juice and not sugar water.- Ginger: fresh or powdered and added to food or enjoyed as a tea. This home remedy can soothe stomach ache and nausea and can help fight inflammation as studies suggest. Check out Jordan Lohan’s Butternut Stew, with Ginger

    Claudia Ehrlicher is a certified dietitian with a real passion for food, teaching and motivating people to lead a healthy life. She regularly writes on Healthspan’s Nutrition Expert and London Dietitian.

  • CAR REVIEW | Alfa Romeo Giulietta QV

    ★★ | Alfa Romeo Giulietta QV

    It seems the default choice for a premium hatchback these days is Teutonic in origin. Whether it has a three-pointed star, four rings or a blue and white roundel, the Germans seem to have the market all wrapped up.

    What if you want some passion with your prestige though? Step forward the Italians with the gorgeous Giulietta.

    A competitor to the Audi A3 and Mercedes A-Class, the Giulietta is a five-door hatchback pretending to be a sporty three-door. The nose is reminiscent of the 8C & 4C sportscars with subtly sculpted flanks leading to an attractive rear end with distinctive tail lights. We’re not looking at any old Giulietta however, this is the top Quadrifoglio Verde (QV for short) model. Meaning ‘cloverleaf’ in Italian, it’s been the symbol of the most athletic Alfas since 1923.

    The Giulietta QV gains a couple of big bore exhaust pipes, sporty side skirts and 18” wheels, in this instance glorious teledial items that hark back to fast Alfas past. These items and cloverleaf badges on the front wings aren’t the only things that mark out the QV though. Under the bonnet is the same 1750 TBi turbocharged four-cylinder engine and six-speed dual clutch TCT gearbox that’s found in the 4C. Like in the mid-engined two-seater it has 237bhp; enough for a 0-62 mph time of six seconds dead.

    Driving the QV up to around seven-tenths pace, all seems good. You wouldn’t ever call it soothing but it strikes a good balance between ride comfort and handling. Yes, you do feel bumps but sharp edges are rounded off nicely and the car feels pretty agile. The gearbox shuffles between ratios smoothly and the steering is nicely weighted if not dripping with feeling.

    You can calm things down further by switching from ‘Natural’ to ‘All Weather’ modes on the three-way ‘DNA’ drive mode selector. This blunts performance but does tend to be the best choice for day to day use, ‘Natural’ seemingly always in a gear lower than you want when you’re being sensible. It also puts the traction and stability modes on high alert should conditions get slippery. It’s the ‘D’ in ‘DNA’ that’s most interesting though; that stands for ‘Dynamic’.

    Not only does it make the engine even more responsive, it reduces the assistance of the power steering to add weight and gets the electronic limited slip diff working as hard as it can to improve traction. There’s even a launch control mode that (in theory) makes that 0-62 time easily achievable. Just put your left foot on the brake, give it full throttle and then step off the brake. The computers will do the rest.
    Assuming you’re on a nice flat piece of tarmac with lots of grip, there’s plenty of flashing from the traction control light in first gear before it hooks up in second and flies making a fantastic noise in the process. Try accessing the performance on rougher roads especially in the wet and things get a little crazy. The differential isn’t a true limited slip diff, instead, it works by braking the front wheels individually seriously limiting progress and causing the nose to wander too.

    Pile into a corner really hard and the QV always seems safe but never really feels like it wants to play. Only braking deep into a corner will get any movement from the tail and you can’t turn off the traction and stability control either. The upshot is that it never feels like it’s going to throw you off the road but then never is it truly exciting – not unless you’re hard on the throttle with the steering wheel writhing in your hands and trying to stop it pulling you into a ditch.

    Still, you can count on Alfa Romeo for a stylish and driver focussed interior, can’t you? Errr no, not in this case. For starters, it’s like a coal bunker inside with an all black dashboard, black seats and a black headlining too. There may be some colourful piping on the disappointingly unsupportive seats but it’s not enough to lift the interior ambience. Some cheap plastics don’t help either. In the centre of the dash is a touchscreen infotainment system which works well enough but is trumped by newer rivals. Overall it feels a couple of generations old which isn’t really acceptable in a car that was facelifted just over a year ago. At least the boot is a decent size and rear legroom adequate.

    As a fan of much of Alfa Romeo’s back catalogue, I really wanted to like the Giulietta. I’ll even go as far as to admit to being prepared to overlook a few foibles and the stiff £28,000 price tag for a bit of Italian flair and excitement. Look past the good looking exterior and fantastic engine and you’re sadly left with a car that was at best mid-pack when it was introduced around five years ago. Fast forward to now and it’s way behind the pack in almost all areas. Alfa may be looking to facelift the Giulietta again but really they need to put it out of its misery and pull the plug.

     

    LOVES

    Engine
    Looks
    Not the obvious choice

    LOATHES

    Expensive
    Dated interior
    Could be more entertaining to drive

    LOWDOWN

    Car – Alfa Romeo Giulietta Quadrifoglio Verde
    Price – £28,120
    Power – 237bhp
    0-60 – 6.0 seconds
    Top Speed – 151mph
    Co2 – 162g/km

    Reviewed by Alan Taylor Jones /Sept 2015

  • RESTAURANT REVIEW: Royal China (Queensway Branch)

    Brimming with locals, the Royal China (Queensway) was super busy even for a late lunch sitting, which is always a good sign.

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