The scenes you need to try…
The Call Me By Your Name Peach
This a relatively easy one to do and even better if you don’t have anyone to play with. Just grab yourself a peach and go to town. In Call Me By Your Name, Timothee Chalamet’s character, Elio, is seen “practising” sex with a peach and put his D in it, and eventually, well you guessed it, climaxes. (later, the guy he’s interested in (Oliver, played by Armie Hammer) eats it – that part is totally up to you, but why not!)
The Shortbus Threesome
The Shortbus threesome scene is probably one of the most graphic gay sex scenes in cinema history. Three guys, all incredibly hot end up having a threesome. There’s daisy-chaining, there’s rimming and there’s even using one guy’s peen as a microphone in order to sing the American National Anthem. Classic and Classy in one go.
The Brokeback Mountain Spit & Shove
Just the two of you, out in the wild, with nothing but a thin sheet of material protecting you from the elements. What you will need for this scene, is spit and that’s pretty much about it. The White Glove Bottoms among us will freak out at the impromptu nature of the booty call, but hey when in nature, do as nature does.
The Sense 8 Gangbang
Okay, you are going to need a few bodies for this one and the ability to shift time and space. Perhaps get yourself on Grindr and organise a gangbang. Sense 8‘s orgy scene has a little bit of everything. Boys girls, gay, bi and straight. Don’t say no till you give it a go.
The Sense8 Series Finale End in a HUGE Orgy
The Beautiful Thing Foot Rub
This one is to recapture the first time excitement and nerves of youth. We’re sure this scene resulted in the boom and proliferation of The Body Shop on the UK’s high streets. Grab yourself some peppermint foot lotion, get your boyfriend to lie down and go to town on his pinkies.
The Queer As Folk Rim
We can all pretend we don’t know what rimming is, to have our very own Stuart to show us how. It was right slap in the first episode of Queer As Folk on British Television in the very late noughties, which basically had the nation’s gays gripped from the outset. It’s just damn hot is all.
The Champagne share in My Beautiful Laundrette
Nothing says “sex me up” like spitting a gob full of Champers into your BF’s mouth as you lay on top of him. At the time, this scene (it was 1985) was deemed pretty shocking and arousing in equal measure. We can we the attraction.
Have we missed any?
The editor and chief of THEGAYUK. All in a previous life wrote and produced songs on multi-platinum records.