From the average length to penis envy, enlargement surgery to tips on how you can be bigger, stronger and longer. Penises come in all shapes and sizes and we give your advice on how to get the best from what you’ve got.
Having a huge peen tends to make the owner want to compare it to things…
We’ve all seen those pics – probably shared over Grindr – the dick alongside the remote, the dick alongside the can of Coke etc. Well there is an entire thread on Reddit solely devoted to what guys with big dicks like to compare their equipment to. It’s quite enlighting.
These guys share their favourite things:
A can of Redbull
Lining it up with what you’re about to penetrate – to see how far it will go in.
Another Redditor explained that a long-distance crush sent a picture comparing his penis to a can of sunscreen and then sent a follow-up apologising for not sending one with a banana for scale. Firstly you have to commend his commitment to slip slop slap. Better to be safe than sorry.
The man was deluged by responses. In fact, he got over 6152 comments.
So what were some of the most surprising responses?
Considering my ridiculously sensitive gag reflex I wouldn’t mind a smaller one now and then.
I’m a gay guy and I actually prefer smaller penises. I’m a top for one thing, so maybe that skews my preference. I feel like I can give more pleasure to a guy with a smaller penis simply because I can get a hold of more of it at a time. More fun to play with maybe? I’d much rather be with someone who is less than say, 5-6″ (average). The massive ones you see in porn, no thanks.
Don’t worry about dick sizes. I’ve been with 8 guys and ventured to a bath-house once (no, didn’t get with all 8 guys there!). Most guys do NOT have anything to be proud of. Porn dicks are the equivalent of a model’s weight to females: very few actually “have the goods” yet everyone worries about it.
Bottom/vers here. There is a definite “golden zone” in terms of length/girth. Too small and you don’t feel anything, too big and it hurts like hell. That isn’t really a “getting used to it” thing, either – unless you specifically go out to train yourself to take big dicks or fists (which I haven’t, because you run a real risk of prolapse) there’s a hard limit at around 9-10″ where it hits the top of your colon and around 2.5″ diameter where it hits your pubic bone (I think. Something hard, anyway.)
The first guy I dated was smaller than average, but it was no big deal. A guy I went on a couple dates with a few years ago had what may be considered a micro penis …When erect he couldn’t get a condom on it because it just rolled back off and there was no actual penetration despite the effort. It made me extremely uncomfortable and because I’d never experienced anything like it, I panicked and broke up with him not long after. I realize that he couldn’t help it, but I had only had sex with one guy before him and it kind of freaked me out. Looking at it now, I feel bad for the guy, but he’s engaged to somebody so it obviously didn’t hurt him too much.
This may sound very mean but I hope they’re not “waiting for marriage” to have sex. Having a dick that small is something both partners need to be comfortable with to make it work.
My first guyI was with had a very large penis. So large I could not enjoy sex, it hurt to bad. The next guy was average and sex was good. The next guy was so small, I am grateful he could not see my face when I pulled it out. I was actually disgusted at that moment. But it turned out he knew how to use it! Two years together and not once did I give that tiny dick a second thought. I am now married and my husband is a perfect size.
Gay guy here. Prefer 3-4 inches. Anything upwards of 6 inches hurts my ass and I hate it more than anything else. Also, I don’t see the point of choking on a dick. It’s not fun, you cough and mucus comes out of your nose while you’re trying to look sexy sucking a dick. So yeah, small penises ftw.
I think the size you have is perfect. Mine is about 5.5 and my partner is the same as yours. (gay obviously) I like it because it’s not intimidating, I can get it all in my mouth, and he really knows how to work it. I honestly don’t like big penises. They’re scary and painful.
In summary, he said,
“I came to the conclusion I had before even posting, 1. Whether or not your penis is too big or too small, it’s dependent on your partner. 2. Size matters to a very minimal extent, what really matters is how you perform and make up for it. 3. There is still faith in humanity.
“Thank you for being so open and sharing your personal stories”.
It’s something most guys look at, touch and maybe have a little play with everyday and, for some, we have often pondered, “what if I were a little bigger down there?” Well a quick search of Amazon will soon show you that there’s help at hand for growing those extra inches and it wont burst your bank! So to speak. We guarantee that top medical professionals, had we asked them, would agree that the only thing these items are going to raise is a smile!
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I was going to steer clear of the pills and potions for ultimate arousal but this sturdy looking product caught my eye. I mean, for just over three quid it’s worth a punt right? The reviews say otherwise. A collection of one star complaints of “Totally Useless” and “Rubbish” were often used, though there was some 3 star luck from Ricky B who said, “Wife a bit disappointed, but the boyfriend loved it!” – which could suggest that the solution to arousal is the bit on the side and not the bit in the tube! BUY HERE
I’ve seen these before and maybe you have also, but this has to be one of my favourite gadgets for working out your man meat. I mean why just go to the gym and pump iron on your arms? Ok, I’ve never seen one of these used in a gym, sadly, but it did help me out many years ago when a friend bought me one for a gift and showed me how it works. I managed to raise it but had trouble putting it back down again! Thanks Willy Weights. BUY HERE
Please note this article is just for fun and should anyone be suffering from willy woes or have questions ranging from size or erectile dysfunction then we do recommend contacting your doctor for professional advice. TheGayUK also runs a free sex clinic where you can ask our qualified Dr any issues, anonymously.
Dear TGUK, My flaccid penis is quite small, probably about 2-3inches but it becomes 5.5-6 inches when erect. Is this normal? How do I get over my fears about being naked in front of another person, as I am 20 and still a virgin? Jeff, Edinburgh
Dear John,
This is a very common worry. The truth is that there really is no such thing as ‘normal’ when it comes to penises. For example, there is a lot of variation in the angle of an erect penis. Some erect penises point straight up, others straight down or a slight bend to the left or right. There are many different sizes too.
It is normal for men to be worried about size because of all the cultural pressure society places on it. Try not to get anxious about it. So long as you are otherwise healthy and happy, the most important thing is taking precautions to ensure that you do not run the risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including using condoms, when you do have sex.
While there are many products and procedures available suggesting that they can help men to increase the size of their penis, there is little conclusive evidence to prove that they are safe and that they work. There really isn’t much that men can do to change what they are born with, so my advice would be to come to terms with what you have.
There are however some steps that you can take to improve your own and others’ perception of the size of your penis, including trimming your pubic hair and losing weight. Staying fit and healthy can also improve your sex life.
In some cases, people inaccurately conclude that they are not as big as they should be. Counselling has been shown to be beneficial for men with penis anxiety as therapy helps patients identify and correct any distorted views, building self-confidence and overcoming fears about sexual relations.
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So apparently the average size of a man’s erect penis is 5.1 inches – and you might be surprised to know that erection size differs quite wildly across the globe – however is everybody measuring from the same place?
CREDIT: Davey Wavey / YouTube
So are you a tip to pubic bone or tip to ball bag man? Each of those measurements will give off wildly different lengths… so topless internet sensation Davey Wavey has enlisted the help of adult star Jake Bass to help standardise the way in which men measure their junk…
Davey suggested the following algorithm – for length you measure from the top of the pubic area to your knee – giving you a standard length of over 18 inches and for girth you times the actual length by 2.5.
According to a survey released in 2015 only three per cent of men worldwide have a penis that’s larger than 8 inches.
The correct way to measure is from the tip to bottom of pubic bone.
Do you lie when your disclosing your penis length?
Men with smaller willies have had quite the time of it lately, what with the small penis festival and the discovery that we’re all much smaller than we say we are, one website has done the small dong a service by giving five reasons why having a small Johnson is the best.Healthsite.com has come up with five, yes five distinct reasons why having a small todger is not only a great thing, but actually preferable in many ways.
1) Firstly having a smaller beanpole means that hiding an unwanted erection is much easier.
So if you happen to be in an awkward situation, say in the queue at your local library and you pop an angry cyclops, you can quite happily enjoy the knowledge that you’ve got a rager – and no one will be any the wiser.
2) You won’t damage the person you’re having intercourse with…
They mention cervix. We’ll just have to take their word on that.
You’ll actually be able to rub all the right bits like the male G-spot with a smaller than average appendage. The G-spot is only a couple inches inside a man.
A new survey suggests that 25% of American men would opt for penis enlargement surgery if money was no object.
According to the YouGov poll, fat reduction was the number one procedure that men would undertake. Fifty One per cent said they would undergo surgery to remove fat, whilst 25% said they would like to have an operation to increase the size of their penises, with Black and Hispanic men saying that they wanted the surgery the most, 30% and 52% respectively.
In May this year in our own survey we uncovered that one third of men who identify as gay were unhappy with the size of their manhoods.
According to a survey conducted at the beginning of the year the world average erect penis is 5.16 inches, not the six to seven inches that was usually suspected average, that revelation hasn’t deterred men from all over the country making enquiries about penis enlargement, according to one clinic penis enlargement enquires overtook the nose job for the first time in 2015.
Willies… Some are big, some are tiny and have their own micropenis festivals… However where exactly does the UK place in the world in terms of penis size.
Now according to Mandatory.com average erect penis sizes have been collected and collated from 80 countries across the world and a table of length has been drawn up and the UK’s placement? Well, it’s exactly average.
The longest average erect penises are apparently in the African country of the Democratic Republic of the Congo (7.1 inches) and the smallest are in North Korea with 3.8 inches.
The average of the averages is 5.5 inches and that’s exactly where the UK are, beating the likes of the US (5.1 inches) and China (4.3 inches) but drawing with New Zealand, Ukraine and Canada.
According to Mandatory.com the correct way to measure the penis is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone and apparently, only 3% of the world’s men have a dick over 8 inches.
Up to 34 per cent of men are unhappy with the size of their penises according to a new survey by THEGAYUK
A survey undertaken for issue 11 of THEGAYUK found that over a third of men questioned had issues with the size of their manhoods, with a further 12 per cent actually considering penile enlargement surgery to increase girth or length.
The majority of men asked hadn’t tried other non-surgical methods of penis enlargement, such as hanging weights or jelqing. The most popular method of non-surgical enlargement was penis pumps.
Of those surveyed, 54% of men had a penis length of 5 to 7 inches, 12 per cent had a penis size less than 5 inches. According to a recent worldwide poll of men, 5.16 inches is the average size of an adult male’s erect penis.
Penis surgery can be an expensive route to take, with the average procedure costing thousands of pounds.
Tristan, owner of all a male striptease Adonis Cabaret Show said that there were ways men could forego surgery with a few insider tips and he and his crew of stunning male dancers and models use to look good on stage.
Firstly he suggested: “Trim that bush to unhide your sausage!”
Up to an inch of your manhood could be covered by pubic hair so make sure you get the trimmers out and cut back to reveal more and generally make it look tidy down there.
Secondly, he suggested what’s known in the business as “tying it off”, whereby you excite yourself but stop before you become actually erect. Then using something to “tie off” like a cock ring or elastic band you place the tie at the base of your penis, so the blood can’t leave the penis quickly.
“It’s not much use, but it does look impressive!” He quipped.
However, you must be careful you don’t tie it off for too long as it could turn purple and cause serious medical problems.
There’s been a lot of talk about Penis size recently and with the revelation that the average size is smaller than you might think, men are still clamouring for that extra inch.
WORRIED: Many men are concerned with the size of their manhood. Our survey found over a third were worried about length or girth.
According to a new survey the average erect penis is 5.16 inches, not the six to seven inches that was usually suspected average. A collective sigh of relief was heard from men all over the world, but that revelation hasn’t deterred men from all over the country making enquiries about penis enlargement.
In a survey, under taken by TheGayUK, it seems as though us Brits are still troubled by willy worry as we found that over a third of men were unhappy with their penis in someway or another. The poll also found that thirty-four percent were concerned about their length and 29% were worried about girth issues, while one in ten of us has considered picking up the phone and calling a surgeon.
WHAT’S DOWN THERE: Despite the average length revealed as 5.16inches, some men have taken to surgery to gain up to an extra inch.
One clinic, the Moorgate Aesthetics clinic on London’s medical mecca Harley Street, has found that enquiries for enlargement surgeries are on the up and are more sought after now than the common nose job, but just what does the nob job actually entail? How much more can you realistically expect to grow from such procedures?
According to Moorgate Aesthetics the average lengthening is around one inch, this is achieved by the cutting of the suspensory ligament. A relatively straightforward surgery and girth can be improved substantially by transferring fat from other areas on your body to your penis. However because fat is a natural substance, it may need a top in the future. However, there is a little downside to the surgery and that is no sex for at least 6 weeks after the procedure, a small sacrifice though for a large improvement!
HAPPY PETE: Many men who have undertaken the surgery are happy with the result – and with a downtime of just 6 weeks, men can gain an extra inch in length – or even more with their girth.
So just why are we so concerned about the length of our penis? Some suspect it could be the influx of well endowed porn stars or the increase of “monster c**k” porn available on streaming services, making us jealous. A spokesperson from Moorgate Aesthetics said, “One of the reasons for their belief that their penis is too small stems from derogatory comments made by sexual partners – comments that are often simply throw-away ones, but that stick in the memory for years to come. For others, it’s a realisation that their penis didn’t grow as it should have done in their formative years.
Many others feel that the size of their penis has prevented them from starting sexual relationships, and now yearn for the chance to develop a lasting and fulfilling sexual relationship with a partner.”
If you would like to talk with someone regarding a possible enlargement or for more information then contact Moorgate Aesthetics confidentially on 01302 246 130 or visit: www.moorgateaesthetics.com
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