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  • Just What Are The Advantages Of Having A Small Penis?

    Small is beautiful – that is the new motto.

    Men with smaller willies have had quite the time of it lately, what with the small penis festival and the discovery that we’re all much smaller than we say we are, one website has done the small dong a service by giving five reasons why having a small Johnson is the best.Healthsite.com has come up with five, yes five distinct reasons why having a small todger is not only a great thing, but actually preferable in many ways.

    1) Firstly having a smaller beanpole means that hiding an unwanted erection is much easier.

    So if you happen to be in an awkward situation, say in the queue at your local library and you pop an angry cyclops, you can quite happily enjoy the knowledge that you’ve got a rager – and no one will be any the wiser.

    2) You won’t damage the person you’re having intercourse with…

    They mention cervix. We’ll just have to take their word on that.

    ALSO READ: Do you really know how to measure your penis?

    3) Oral sex will be easier.

    Apparently. Come on we like a challenge…

    4) Hit the spot.

    You’ll actually be able to rub all the right bits like the male G-spot with a smaller than average appendage. The G-spot is only a couple inches inside a man.

    ALSO READ: Why does my boyfriend’s penis smell so much?

    5) Anal sex will be less painful.

    Again we refer to point three. We like a challenge. If you want tips on how to find bottoming easier check out our top tips.

    Whatever your size is, don’t worry about it. We all come in all different shapes and sizes. It’s about who the dick’s attached to not the nob itself.

  • Gay Stars Show Off Their Christmas Trees

    These gay stars have shared their Christmas Tree wonderness with the world.

    We’re just days away from Christmas and the stars are starting to showcase their Christmas tree prowess… Here are a few of our favourites

    Neil Patrick Harris

    Rylan Clark

    Timmy Matley and Lachie Chapman from The Overtones

    Brian Friedman Former X Factor Creative Director and star of this year’s I’m A Celebrity

    Rosie O’Donell

    Dan Savage (advice columnist and Author) and Terry Miller (Model)

    Marcus Collins

    Ollie Locke, the bisexual star shows us his fern!

    Matt Dallas and Blue Hamilton

  • 10 Of The Campest Christmas Jumpers

    And so the day of Christmas Jumpers is upon us. We’ve searched high and low for the campest Christmas Jumpers – because if you are going to partake in National Christmas Jumper day, you might as well look fabulous doing it.

    1. Brave Soul Men’s Snow Christmas Knit | £19.99 | Get The label

    2. Knitted Christmas Jumper Santa Sleigh Over London | £24.99 | Amazon

    3. British Christmas Men’s Nordic Jumper | £28.00 | QVC.co.uk

    4. Fairisle Stag Blue | £20.00 | Burton

    5. Green Party Stag Jumper | £25.00 | Burton

    6. Almost famous Elf Jumper | £23.50 | QVC.co.uk

    7. Dinosaur Christmas Jumper | £45.00 | nhmshop.co.uk

    8. Santa’s Legs | £37.00 | M&Co

    9. Penguin Sweater | £25.00 | Next

    10. Santa Fairisle Christmas Jumper | £20.00 | BHS

  • Top 10 Campest Disney Villains

    Top 10 Campest Disney Villains

    We’re not quite sure what it is but Disney has a knack of creating wonderfully camp villains. Here’s our top 10.

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  • 5 Steps To Finding Your LGBT Identity

    Being part of the LGBT family means that it is harder to find a role model to look up to: while there are more LGBT faces in the media then there where five to ten years ago 98% of what we see and hear about is straight people in straight relationships.

    In our day to day life too: straight is usually the norm. If you come from a deeply religious family finding your true self is even more difficult.
    So it is still up to the individual to develop their own unique personae and see how to fit your sexuality in your life.
    Finding yourself can be difficult or easy: it depends on a persons own mental strength, how they are raised, their family situation and their support network.

    It can be a long journey that takes difficulty and courage, but most get there in the end.

    The most important thing is finding people who are supportive of you whether in physical form or on the internet. The difference a friendly person in a chat-room or an understanding e-mail can make must not be underestimated.

    The other important thing is inner strength: when faced with disapproval and homophobia from people around us.

    5 tips to build your mental and emotional strength and identity in the LGBT world:

    Affirmations:

    Build your self esteem by positive affirmations. Search books an the internet for positive quotes, poems and songs about gay life and repeat these to yourself as often as you feel necessary. Memorise them if needed.
    Tolerance:

    This one might seem odd: why would you tolerate those that do not tolerate you? Well, it just makes things easier. If you are forced to put up with people at work or intolerant neighbours there is merit in the old practise of “letting the idiot talk”. As long as someone is not harming you or have it in for you personally, let people spill their bile and ignore it. Often people are so fixed in their opinions that it is a waste of time to get upset about it or to try and change them. Smile, think of something else, pity the fool and then carry on with your day.
    Read and watch:

    Seek out videos, books and articles of other people that describe their journey and follow the advise that speaks to you. Even if you do not care for any of the advise given, it is good to take comfort in the fact that there are others like you out there that took the same journey and made it.

    Reach out:

    As said earlier it is important to get to know other LGBT people be it in person or online. You don’t need to go to clubs or bars immediately, that can be scary. Try to find an LGBT support group, a book-club or even a fitness club. People often think they immediately have to go to clubs and sometimes this scares them: Clubs are fun, but not the only place to meet with other LGBT members.

    Don’t expect too much:

    People often think that once they set out on the scene and come out to their friends and family everything will be different, a new life starts and it will be wonderful. Sadly no, these sparkling coming out movies are just that: movies. It takes time to find your way in the scene, to meet someone and build a life. Also you will have to come out more then once: you will have to come out to every new person that becomes part of your life and you will continue to get into situations where you face prejudice and homophobia. If you accept these possibilities and try to make the most of the good things in life everything else will come easily.

    by Dannii Cohen

    Dannii Cohen is a psychologist, counsellor and author specialised in LGBT issues.

  • Robert Dyas Release Gay / Straight Advert And The Internet Reacts

    So UK retailer Robert Dyas releases a somewhat confusing gay/straight video and now the internet has exploded with reaction, here’s some of the best…

    It’s surely the best/worst marketing decision of 2015, but the people are talking about the new advert which shows that people of all sexualities can shop at RD, except Pansexuals, asexuals and polys…
    It wasn’t but it now is…
    Multi faith?
    This seems to be a common question for people
    It’s quite possible
    This is what happens when you don’t use actors
    Pick up a powertool at Robert Dyas
    That’s so Robert Dyasist
    Ooo err missus
    Use what you have
    Good old JL
    See ban the pansexuals…
    Bravo

  • 11 Things That Failed To Happen When Gay People Were Finally Allowed To Marry

    Same-sex couples have been able to marry in the UK for over a year and in the US it’s coming up to the 6-month anniversary.

    We thought we’d take a look at what HASN’T happened since marriage between two people of the same gender got the right to be treated like everyone else. Despite the warnings from right wing, religious fundamentalists these are the things that have failed to happen.

    1) The sanctity of straight marriage will crumble, wilt and die.

    Except of course for divorce, which has always been a bit of blight on the ‘death-do-us-part’ bit of marriage

    2) The floods…

    Won’t somebody think of the floods and the pestilence, the fire and brimstone? Some UKIPPER, whose name I can’t remember, not really care to remember said that gay marriage would bring about lots and lots of rain, of a Noah and Ark amount. Okay, there has been a little more precipitation than usual scientists are putting that down to global warming rather than gay marriage, because you know, that’s actually what’s happening…

    3) Children are still being born in and out of wedlock.

    The world realised that you don’t need a man and a woman to marry in order to have kids. Children are still being born, they are still being educated, fed and loved by their parents. Bob and Fred getting hitched at the end of the road had no impact on parents being able to have children – and actually people understand that you don’t need to be married to make children – there isn’t a switch that is suddenly turned on when you say “I Do”.

    4) Pastor Rich Scarbrough didn’t combust or set himself on fire.

    Yep, this saint of a Christian man threatened to set himself on fire if marriage equality passed. We’ve been waiting patiently with a fire blanket in hand, but nothing. Not even a puff of smoke.

    5) Parents will have no say in the sex ed that their kids are taught in school…

    Well they do… and if you don’t want little Joanie to find out that actually what she’s feeling is totally normal, rather than her hiding away, feeling shame and alone – then perhaps you need to look at your parenting credentials.

    6) Equal rights for gays, bis and lesbians

    Even though we have marriage equality, we’re still not actually legally equal. Non-consummation doesn’t count (meaning basically that the law doesn’t recognise gay sex as equal to straight sex) for grounds for divorce and there are pension issues that you can read more about here.

    7) Bakers will be forced to make gay cakes.

    In the UK you can’t discriminate against people because of their sexuality or gender identity – but you can just refuse an order and not give a reason… So if you’re still a total f*ckwit bigot you still have your rights, you just have to be quiet about them, but actually when you do, it lets us all know to avoid you like the plague.

    8) Churches will be forced to have gay marriages.

    Nope. We’re still not allowed to get married in your sacred places. But we can come and be a guest and totally upstage your day with how fabulous we are. Especially if we start on the white wine before the first note of Here Comes The Bride starts.

    9) Man will be able to marry his pets

    Nope still not legal. And dear god Mary, why are you even thinking about animals marrying?

    10) Straight marriage will carry less kudos.

    People were concerned that gay marriage would cheapen the brand. Not like Britney’s 55-hour marriage.

    11) The world’s end

    Those fascinating people (read in a sarcastic tone) at the Westboro Baptist Church said that we’d all die and go to hell, but as I sit here – in Cashmere and I look out of the window, we’re still very much here.

  • 6 Weird Things: Ant And Dec, Andi Peters, Zac Efron and Lady C

    Sometimes we get all nerdy and go through out analytics to search out what people on the world wide web are looking for. Here’s 6 of the weirdest searches that lead people to come to THEGAYUK this week.

    why are ant and dec wearing red ribbons

    A surprising large proportion of people asked the Internet why Ant and Dec were wearing Red Ribbons – well unless you had your eyes and ears closed on the 1st December, it was World AIDS Day and the red ribbon is the international symbol for that day.

    fused labia and a deformed clitoris

    Dear god, over 500 people searched TheGayUK for this term, which was used in an article for I’m A Celebrity star Lady C – this is terminology widely used in the media to describe a condition she was born with.

    zac efron masturbate

    Earlier this year Zac Efron masturbated (without hands) in a spoof interview with James Franco. It was amazing. So amazing we screen grabbed it and made an article on it.

    top 10 gay names

    Last time we checked names aren’t gay, but we did find that Christopher seemed to be a really ‘gay name’ for some reason.

    andi peters personal life

    Andi Peters is an extremely private person. All we know is that he likes burgers and jokes that he’s still only 21. Yep we’re not buying that either.

    what makes cum taste bad

    Basically everything that is generally bad for you makes semen taste bad, here are our tips on how to make it taste better!

  • 13 WTF questions straight people actually still ask gay men and lesbians

    We’ve all seen it, the slight confusion and trepidation on the face of a usually drunk or if not, slightly moronic straight person gearing up to ask a horrifically inappropriate question of us.

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  • 10 Reasons You Need To Be Watching Mr. Robot

    Basically you need to watch Mr. Robot

    1) Rami Malek

    Never have tired eyes looks so beautiful. He’s got the kind of eyes that draw you in and keep you locked in. Rami plays the main character Elliot Alderson.

     

    2) 2nd Season

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    Apparently Mr Robot has been picked up already for a 2nd season and we can’t wait.

     

    3) That Logo

    The colour. The font. It’s wonderfully low grade.

     

    4) Gay sex, straight sex and sexy sex

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    Blink and you might miss it, but there’s a proper gay sex scene including, worryingly a good old butt towel wipe… Martin Wallström who plays Tyrell Wellick is sexy and cold.

     

    5) It has the stupidest name the baddie company.

    There’s no mistaking that “EVIL CORP” is almost Google/Apple/Large Banking company plus extras… Except actually evil and it looks like they nicked the logo from Enron.

     

    6) It will make you completely paranoid

    Ever since watching it we’ve covered up our laptop’s camera and are completely certain that every phone call we’re making is being monitored by GCHQ.

     

    7) The time is now. The time is anonymous.

    Hacking is cool you know. It’s even got a TV show now.

     

    8) It’s lonely

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    Rami’s character’s loneliness almost makes you want to be a recluse. So much time for your own thoughts rather than filling it with cat gifs on Facebook.

     

    9) It might just have the most boring coming out ever…

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    In the first episode Elliot’s boss comes out. No balloons. No cheers. Not even bunting. Blah.

     

    10) The episode names are like file names…

    Yep. Brilliant.

     

     

  • Proof That James Corden Is More Talented Than You Think

    James Corden, the UK’s latest talent export to the USA – where he’s become the presenter of The Late Late Show With James Corden we here to prove that James is more talented than you think…

    He can dance…

    I mean who knew… Here he is dancing with Paula Abdul, watch that boy go
    He can sing

    He’s just released a Christmas single with Kylie… Yes Kylie.
    He can act

    When he joined The Late Late Show, he and a host of Hollywood stars, including Meryl Streep, created a hilarious skit.
    He’s got enough sass to make Mariah sing…

    One of our favourite drives is with Mariah Carey. James and Mariah Carey singing together is utterly priceless.
    He’s comfortable with his sexuality

    James is comfortable enough with his sexuality he’s kissed at least six men live on TV including fellow comedian David Walliams, actors Daniel Radcliffe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Matt Horn Harry Styles and openly gay Radio One DJ Nick Grimshaw.

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