Celebs and their schlongs…
Some celebs give them names, some talk about their size, some, like Michael Buble, give a vivid mental image of what they look like. Buble was joining James Corden for a Carpool Karaoke when the Canadian crooner shared what he thought his penis looked like when it was a little heavier.
For those of you who don’t know Buble has lost a little weight recently and Corden remarked how great the singer was looking to which Buble replied, “There’s a fat Buble, a chinny Buble and then there’s a ‘Hey, I’ve got a record coming out maybe I should stop eating those Slurpees. I don’t care how I look I got a beautiful woman who loves me.’”
This is when Buble managed to create the everlasting image of what his dick looked like when he was fatter. He said, “I feel like when you’re smaller your penis looks bigger. Because when you’re bigger like that it looks like a buoy sitting in the middle of an ocean.”
A BUOY IN THE FREAKIN OCEAN…
The news team for THEGAYUK. Got tips? Go to www.thegayuk.com/newsdesk to tell us something.