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  • Who is Jack Maynard and what is he famous for?

    Who is Jack Maynard and what is he famous for?

    Jack Maynard has just entered the Celebrity jungle, but what do we know about him and what is he famous for?

    Is Jack Maynard gay
    (C) ITV

    Jack Maynard is known for being the little brother of the pop star, Conor Maynard, but he’s a social media star in his own right, with over a million followers on YouTube and hundreds of thousands of fans on Twitter and Instagram, he has 700,000 and 600,000 followers on each respective social media site. Before becoming a YouTuber he worked as a personal trainer and is still totally fitness mad.

    Is Jack Maynard gay or does he have a girlfriend?

    Nope, Jack Maynard hasn’t identified himself as gay or bisexual. He’s apparently looking for love, or at the very least, keeping his options open whilst in the jungle and hasn’t ruled out an Aussie show romance. Speaking about what he is looking for, Jack said,

    “Where I am in my life right now and all the work I am doing, getting into a relationship would be a poor decision. I am focused on me and growing myself as much as possible,” he explains.

    So is a jungle fling out of the question?

    “What happens in the jungle stays in the jungle apart from all the people watching it,” he jokes. “But to be in a place for such a long time with a group of people… Anything can happen…”

    How old is Jack Mayard?

    Jack is 22 and was born on the 23rd November. He was born in Brighton, 23rd November 1994. His parents are Gary Maynard and Helen Maynard.

    Who is older Conor Maynard or Jack Maynard?

    Jack is the younger brother of Conor. He was born in 1994, whilst Conor was born two years before that in 1992.

  • This newspaper sent two gay guys on a blind date and it was brutal

    “I should have gone for a full-bodied red and acted more interested’.

    (C) Guardian / Twitter

    So the Guardian sent two guys, Max and Thomas out on a blind date… it did not go well.

    Max is 22 and a research consultant, Thomas is 27-years-old and a postgrad student… So far so good. Right?

    Well, apparently they just didn’t click and with comments like this, it looks like the Guardian might need to work on its matchmaking skills.

    Here are some of the things Max said about Thomas: (Italics ours)

    Any awkward moments?
    An abundance of awkward pauses. – Awkward

    Marks out of 10?
    5. – Halfway there.

    Would you meet again?
    No.  – To the point.

     

    Thomas on Max

    What were you hoping for?
    An interesting experience.  -Ouch

    First impressions?
    He reminded me of my geography teacher. – This could be a good or an absolutely terrifying thing.

    Describe Max in three words
    Not my type. – Fair Enough 

    Marks out of 10?
    3. – Triple ouch

  • FILM REVIEW | The Florida Project

    ★★★★★ |  The Florida Project

    From filmmaker Sean Baker, writer and director of 2015’s critically acclaimed film Tangerine, comes another film about living life on the edge in the bittersweet The Florida Project.

    Tangerine, which was shot on iPhones, told the story of two trans sex workers surviving by any means possible in Hollywood. The Florida Project, shot on 35mm, has a similar trajectory involving a single mother and her adorable 6-year old daughter surviving by any means and barely eking out a living in a rundown motel on the tacky fringes of Disneyworld in Orlando, Florida. It’s an area filled with cheap motels (with tacky names such as Futureland Inn) and even cheaper and tackier gift shops and fast food restaurants (Orange World). And like in Tangerine, Baker uses non-professional actors in this film.

    Bria Vinaite is excellent as Hailey, a single young mother who struggles to find money to pay the weekly rent and to care for her very adorable six-year-old daughter Moonee (an excellent and natural Brooklynn Prince). Moonee has made friends with all of the little children at their motel complex (appropriately called The Magic Castle) in an area where Disney did not sprinkle magic dust on. The children spend their days getting up to no good, causing mayhem wherever they go, much to the annoyance of the motel manager Bobby (Willem Dafoe – in an award-worthy performance). Hailey’s downstairs neighbour Ashley (Mela Murder) works at the nearby Waffle House and gives them free food, but after an incident that involves her son and Moonee, she forbids her son to hang out with Moonee, and severs her friendship with Hailey. One thing leads to another and slowly the magic seeps out of The Magic Castle.

    The Florida Project is just fantastic. While it doesn’t quite come close to Tangerine with its sarcastic and biting humour, it nonetheless is a cute and charming movie of childhood through a little girl’s eyes and the hard truths that reality will eventually rear its ugly head. And the cast are just superb. Baker, who co-wrote the script with Chris Bergoch, has another winner on his hands.

  • GOP State Legislator Quits After Having Sex With a Man

    This article needs to be read on THEGAYUK website

    An Ohio Republican state legislator who consistently touts his faith and his anti-LGBT stances resigned this week after being caught having sex with a man in his office. Representative Wes Goodman, who is married, was reportedly seen by someone who is not a staffer having sex with a man inside his Riffe Center office. The witness… (more…)

  • These straight guys get real about pegging

    “This is probably the one time you don’t want to be hyper-masculine.”

    What it's liked to be pegged

    In a, well quite frankly, candid convo on Reddit, these guys talk about what it’s like to be pegged. For those not in the know, pegging is where a woman dons a dildo and well, pegs the man. The word was popularised by Dan Savage in his Savage Love column.

    Anyway, this forum is devoted to how these guys with girlfriends feel about being pegged and their best advice for a newbie, whose girlfriend has plans to peg him – after he promised a weekend of submission.

    1) Be careful, dude.
    This is probably the one time you don’t want to be hyper-masculine. If you feel pain, then speak-up.
    Much easier to rain on ya partner’s parade, than deal with an ER doctor wondering how yer arsehole got shredded.
    Might tickle your asshole for awhile before penetration too. Not the loosest of holes and a large object inserted is going to cause major discomfort. Via

    2) She HAS TO go slow. I hope she goes from fingers to dildos before strap-on dildos.
    The hips can generate a LOT of power. However, she might get tired very fast depending on her experience & fitness.
    Also, I strongly suggest you guys use a flexible dildo, not a glass dildo for example. Via

    3) You can always say no. You just chose not to. Just make sure you have the appropriate lubricant and that she takes it easy. There is always potential for damage, so if you feel a sharp pain, that would be a time to say no. Via

    4) Lube lube lube lube lube. It’s going to be easier to take a soft, bendable silicon dildo rather than a harder one that doesn’t bend easily. Also make sure you take deep breaths to relax yourself as the penetration starts, you’ll start to get really tense and potentially get nervous; so do everything to calm yourself down. Via

    5) Tell her you apologise for every bad thing you’ve ever done beforehand. Via

    6) I’m surprised no one has mentioned this yet, but relax and push OUT! I know it sounds counterintuitive, but especially when she first inserts it, pushing out like you’re on the toilet helps it slide in more easily, potentially saving you some needless pain. And, as someone whose girlfriend pegs him VERY regularly, pushing out makes it feel even better, especially when you’re near orgasm. Via

    Also, the usual advice: LUBE, LUBE, AND MORE LUBE. And take it slow. Put it in slow. Once it’s in, have her wait for a minute or several for you to get more accustomed to it. Then she can slowly get thrusting. Via

    We’re just surprised that no one said that this was all you could eat for dinner that day

    via GIPHY

  • FILM REVIEW | Paddington 2

    PADDINGTON 2 – Your second favourite bear after that hairy muscled gay bloke you met in the darkroom at XXL or Brut is back for a sequel and this time he falls foul of the law and is eating porridge rather than marmalade sandwiches.

    Nutshell – The most polite Peruvian ursine returns and is in a battle with Hugh Grant’s baddie for a special book with a hidden treasure trail that Paddington needs as a very special family present. Things go amiss when he gets framed for theft and is sent to prison for 10 years which is a long time in bear years, can he escape, find the book & treasure and save the day in probably the happiest film of this and any year?

    Running Time – 103 minutes

    Certificate – PG

    Tagline – ‘Free Paddington’ and ‘It Takes A Bear To Catch a Thief’.

    THEGAYUK Factor – This is probably the most perfect family movie ever so nothing “gay” here… move along. This is the movie to take your Mum to or your little nephew but you will probably enjoy it the more than any of them. If you want gay smut just wait 7 days for the Justice League as there is hoards of it there.

    Cast – Hugh ‘Downton Abbey’ Bonneville, Julie ‘Acorn Antiques’ Walters, Hugh ‘Four Weddings’ Grant and every other major Brit you can think of such as Joanna Lumley, Brendon Gleeson, Jim Broadbent, Ben Miller, Michael Gambon etc etc plus Peter Dr Who’ Capaldi for good measure.

    Key Player – Ben Whishaw as the voice of Paddington is perfect you cannot imagine anyone else doing it now he has the friendliest tones imaginable and can make you care, laugh or cry with just a simple turn of phrase.

    Budget – $80 Million. The first film was a huge surprise hit making $250 Mil worldwide – this with pre-brand recognition will make a lot more as, whisper it quietly, this is an even better movie. The first film is the biggest money-making independent family film of all time expect that record to have gone well before Christmas here.

    Best Bit – 1.14 mins; There are three very sad and dark sequences here and the last one is a real doozy and it comes right after some great laughs and a huge action sequence and it will hit you like a sledgehammer – superb filmmaking, taking your hankies.

    Worst Bit – 1.27 mins; There are two sequences in the final credits the first one is a Hugh Grant song and dance number that is just screaming for a much hookier better song. The only hiccup in this whole enterprise – rare for a sequel indeed.

    Little Secret – The creator of the character and books Michael Bond was told that the sequel had been greenlit on his 90th birthday. He sadly died at 91 on the exact same day as the last day of shooting, he never saw the finished film but adored the first one and we know he would love this even more. He published the last ever Paddington book in April of this year… that is active in your old age.

    Further Viewing – Paddington 1 obviously, Mary Poppins, The Railway Children, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Labyrinth, Witches, any quality British family film of the last 50 years or any of the 10 great Muppet movies.

    Any Good – It is so rare for a sequel to be better than its predecessor as there are so many traps and issues with sequels. We rate this alongside the great step-ups like Aliens, Terminator 2, The Two Towers, Star Trek 4, Return Of The Jedi and Fast & Furious 5. Let’s make it simple, this is marvellous, perfect entertainment for everyone, very funny, great action and an instant classic… with fur on to be watched with a smile on your face for years to come. Be prepared to be taken back to your childhood in spades.

    Rating – 94% out of 100.

  • Corey Feldman Says He’s Fighting Hollywood’s Darkness

    Corey Feldman was one of the biggest child stars of the 1980s, appearing as the wise-cracking, witty comic relief in films like Gremlins (1984) , The Goonies (1985) and Stand By Me (1986). But behind the scenes, Feldman’s life didn’t match what fans saw on the screen. At 15, he was emancipated from his parents. He… (more…)

  • Who Lena Dunham and why is she trending?

    Lena Dunham is a US actor, author, producer and director, probably most famous for creating the hit HBO TV drama, Girls.

    By David Shankbone (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
    Lena Dunham is a multi-talented, award-winning producer of content, having written a book, numerous essays, a smash hit TV show and an online feminist newsletter. She is also considered by some as a feminist icon. She has also appeared in over 15 films.

    Why is Lena Dunham trending on Twitter?

    Amidst the current sexual harassment scandal rocking Hollywood, Lena released a statement defending a friend who has been accused of rape.

    In a statement released by The Hollywood Reporter the Girls star along with her showrunner, Jenni Konner defended writer Murray Miller, saying that having worked closely with him and their “insider knowledge of him”, that the alleged assault must be “one of the 3 percent of assaults that are misreported evert year”.

    It must be noted here that Miller himself as also denied the allegations.

    What is Lena Dunham famous for?

    Lena Dunham has a huge online following and is outspoken on many subjects, but probably, most notably on feminism.

    However, many find that she is a divisive character and has been at the centre of a number of controversies, including a racial controversy surrounding the lack of diversity in her show, Girls.

    In her book, Not That Kind Of Girl, she wrote about being sexually assaulted but was criticised for the accuracy of her account, when she used identifiable descriptors for her alleged attacker. A former student, sought legal advice so that people did not associate the account with him.

    The book’s publisher reprinted the book with a clarification and a tweak.

    She also wrote about interactions, of a sexual nature, when Dunham was seven, with her younger sister, who was one at the time, which also caused considerable controversy. She apologised and said she was “dismayed” by the interpretation of her behaviour as abuse.

  • OMG is that actually Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson’s package

    *Wipes tear from eye*

    By Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
    It has come to our attention that Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson might just have a totally massive package.

    In his latest project, Future Man, on Hulu, the Hollywood star gets fully frontal – in the latest episode he ends up fighting himself – naked… as you do.

    Now, of course, we can’t show you the full lot, but click here to have a butchers… For some reasons one of him has an absolute knee brusher of a ding dong – whilst the other is slightly more modest. Either way, you’ll get no argument from us.

    There’s no official word on which one if any is real – but there you go.

    Oh and for some reason, he’s also caught having a handy shandy – and blasts his man mayo all over another character.

    Bravo. We’ve subscribed…

     

     

  • PROBLEM AUNTY | My drunken family will ruin my wedding

    The B*tchiest Agony Aunt is back… and ready to help with your wedding problems.

    *She doesn’t really care

    Dear Aunty,

    I’m planning a wedding, but fear that it may end up in a terrible mess. My family is known for having a few too many drinks and then getting rowdy and very touchy-feely, whereas my partner’s family is a little more reserved. They are highly religious folks.

    What should I do?

    Corben, Trent

    Dear Corben,

    Sounds awfully exciting. I’d invite the eternally judgemental & pious Jeremy Kyle and accompanying TV crew and sell the rights to the ITV morning team for the ensuing drama that is bound to unfurl at your nuptials.

    Darling if you need an MC I’m available and contrary to popular belief I’m not particularly expensive. I can even do you a deal if there’s a good bottle of Pinot G with my name on it.

    Can I suggest that you ensure that you put the guests most likely to heckle towards the front? There is nothing better than watching the best man die slowly inside as he loses the crowd. Those self-important

    Can I also suggest you put guests who are most likely to wear Nylon towards the fire exits? I once had an ‘incident’ with a Nylon wearer, when I was flicking fag ash mid convo.

    The good news is she’s still alive and much of her body was saved from 3rd-degree burns thanks to the quick thinking stewards who threw a bucket of sand over her.

    As for religious folks, try not to have butt sex in front of them. It tends to upset their blessed little hearts. Instead, try crucifixes on the front lawn. Showing an understanding of their culture will surely put you in their good books.

    Until next time,

    Aunts

    Aunty is an unlicensed, unqualified, drunken lush, who wants to hear from you, and you shouldn’t take any of her advice… Ever. 

  • THE KNEE JERK | MILD instead of MILF

    MILD: Men I‘d Like to Do! That is the collective term. There is the singular where the word men is replaced with man. Just makes it safe in the street for me to say to a friend “He’s a MILD” or about a group of workmen “They’re MILD” and it all sounds so innocuous.

    What makes a man MILD? The first thing I notice is the walk if they are moving, or a stance if standing. These two things speak volumes and have almost gotten me into trouble in the past. Of course, they are not foolproof. I once followed a man who had the sexiest walk. When he stopped to answer his phone I walked past him and he was a minger of the first water. We are talking ugly above and beyond the call of duty. This dude would only have been my choice on a dark and foggy night, after 14 pints, and a poke in the eye with a pointy stick!

    Another qualifier is “the bum factor.” Those buns have got to stay in place, be pert physical specimens and a beauty to behold whilst retaining the strength to crack a nut. They have to be shown off properly, cossetted and displayed to perfection in trousers or shorts. If I am left with the need to stare and an urge to touch then I know the man is a MILD.

    I am a sucker for a handsome face, a great smile and blue or green eyes that look like a reflection of the sea and contain the same hidden depth. Top it all off with a great sharp haircut and you’ve got another MILD. Lingering to look for too long can result in being challenged and I have heard “what you looking at?” and “You got a problem?” more times than I care to recollect. When just looking sets them off  I am grateful men are not mind readers or I would have had the poo paddled out of me so often.

    In the physique, I like a natural build. The sort tradesmen have from manual labour and hard work. Too much time at the gym can make a man narcissistic. I like a man who looks after himself, but not one that loves himself more than he is ever going to love me.

    Do I ever pursue these MILDs I see? Oh yes. I have had mixed success over the years from frightening narrow escapes to passionate one nighters and even the odd repeat. Are they of any sexuality other than Hetro? Hell no, what they are is desperate! It’s the time and place. Could be alcohol, could be single for too long, or in a strange place so no one they know will ever find out and even a few with pregnant girlfriends.

    Of the 1000’s I have scored on my MILD chart I have converted less than 1 percent. That’s what makes the game worthwhile, you just never know. It could be you I am looking at tomorrow!

     

     

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