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  • DILEMMA | Do I Masturbate Too Much?

    DILEMMA | Do I Masturbate Too Much?

    A reader asks whether he playing with himself too much.

    Hi! I’m a 22-year-old and I’ve been really worried about something.

    A couple of months ago I attended some acupuncture sessions at college because I was recommended that I should do something about the pretty stressed life I was having. It turns out they use some Chinese method and it surprised me when one of the therapists told me that I had to stop masturbating.

    I can’t tell how on earth she did to figure that out, but from that moment on I started to feel that was serious. She told me it was necessary for me to stop because of something I didn’t get, something about one’s energy and stuff. Even though I didn’t understand her arguments, I had already had this feeling that perhaps I was “waxing my dolphin” too much. The thing is, I can’t help it.

    I’ve been trying to stop, but there always comes a moment when I just need to do it (I can do it twice a night). Sometimes I just can’t sleep at night and the only thing that makes me sleepy is self-pleasure. Is it that I’m becoming addicted to it? Is it wrong for my body, for my virility?

    Somehow I agreed with the therapist who told me to stop because she mentioned energy. When I masturbate I do feel nice, but I don’t feel as energetic as I feel I was a couple of years ago. I’m really worried; I no longer get the powerful boners that used to wake me up a couple of years ago.

    Is there any limit when it comes to masturbation? By the way, I have no boyfriend. My life is pretty busy. Thanks for giving me some advice.

    Jason, 22

    Hello Jason

    I think we should start by saying that masturbation is perfectly normal and almost everyone has had a go at some point. How often you decide to “wax your dolphin” is completely up to you and you shouldn’t feel you need to try and stop. There isn’t a limit to how frequently you masturbate, other than how often you feel like doing it or want to do it.

    If it feels right and you’re not hurting anyone else, why deny yourself. FILE PHOTO: © ia__64 Depositphotos

    There isn’t a limit to how frequently you masturbate, other than how often you feel like doing it or want to do it.

    Some of the problems you’re describing such as a lack of energy and no longer getting strong erections that wake you up could be related to the stress that led to you go for acupuncture in the first place. Overall there are no adverse affects from masturbating and if it’s something you enjoy then I think you should go for it.

    Jenna and Jake

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    This article was first published in December 2012.

  • The humble wank could save the NHS millions

    The humble wank could save the NHS millions

    Leading sex brand LELO is urging the department of health to open up to the idea of prescribing masturbation to patients as part of a wellness programme over a range of stress-related health problems.

    LELO’s UK sex therapist Kate Moyle commented: “Sexual wellness is a part of all-round wellness, and as a Psychosexual Therapist it is clear to see that when there are challenges in our sex lives and sexuality, that can impact other aspects of our health and wellbeing. 

    There’s a lot of research to show that having a handy shandy can relieve a variety of ailments because it boosts endorphins, reduces stress, improves sleep, improves immune system functioning, and can help with menopausal symptoms.

    Could help patients

    Moyle continues, “The function of pleasure is to make us feel good; and self-pleasure and masturbation can have positive benefits for our health in a variety of ways, including the release of the hormone oxytocin which can lower cortisol levels, getting to know our bodies better, and building sexual self-confidence.

    “Potentially recommended as a part of an integrated wellness programme, masturbation could be of benefit to some patients, when put forward with confidence and educative information.”

    It’s NORMAL

    In addition to the wealth of positive side-effects, masturbation has also been linked to an improved self-esteem and body image – championed by a wave of feminists who helped women discover sex-positivity. And in 1972, the taboo of self-masturbation was finally lifted when the American Medical Association declared it “normal”. 

    An Marcella Zanchi LELO UK Marketing Specialist commented: “We call on the Department of Health to act now and review and refresh the current practices when treating wellness issues, and to include the prescription of “masturbation” and self-pleasure to patients as and where needed as part of a wider wellness programme.”

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  • There’s a new game called flop to drop challenge and we’re intrigued

    There’s a new game called flop to drop challenge and we’re intrigued

    Have you heard about flop to drop?

    what is the flop to drop challenge

    Well, it’s a brand new game which involves timing how long it takes you to climax from the first touch, without using any visual stimulants or a “fluffer” but by just using the “filth stored in your w**kbank”.

    We were alerted to the game by porn star, Jack Wilson, who demonstrated the concept with an astonishing game time of just 1 minute and 21 seconds.

    Yes, basically it’s seeing how long it takes you to cum by masturbation without watching porn or having someone else helping you out.

    Writing on Twitter Jack said, “THE GAME. Without using any porn or a fluffer how fast can you cum from flop to drop just by using the filth stored in your wankbank? ”

    Watch the clip here (you must be over 18 to view)

  • COMMENT | The joy of the good old fashioned… wank

    COMMENT | The joy of the good old fashioned… wank

    Old Dog With A New Dick

    (C) BIGSTOCK

    I recently rediscovered the joy of wanking. I make no bones about it, but for the past 24 years, I’ve been a poppers user. The wonders of that amyl nitrate smell rushing up your nose during those heady days to a Kylie track on the dance floor of the White Swan in East London or during the euphoric moments during anal sex. It was wondrous. 

    Forgetting the fact it could give you a monstrous headache and when not at their finest (read that as fresh) they smelt like old socks, but the rush was real. It was fun.

    Several years ago, the government banned the sale of amyl nitrate and instead we had to make do with Isopropyl nitrate and to be honest, they are rather crap. I’ve tended to need more and more to get the same rush and to be honest, it’s just not doing it for me anymore.

    And then the other day, I ran out. It was a Saturday and my local “special interests” shop was closed and I wouldn’t be able to get some until the following week. I had to wank it alone. Cheese n Rice! I was not expecting what happened next.

    24 years of being somewhat “off your tits” does make you lose your senses and control the rush. I’ve literally been cumming and going. Not anymore though. Suddenly out of nowhere came this tightening from my inner thighs. I’ll be honest here, it ruddy well hurt! Suddenly I was having an orgasm.

    I’ve had orgasms before, and when you get the rocking on, I’ve been known to scream like a fox. I’ve also shouted out Pilots 1975 hit “Magic”.

    Most of the time though I’ve not. I’ve felt the rush, gone giddy and then I’m reaching for the tissues.

    So there I was, somewhat shocked at this pain from within my thighs. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t try it again later that evening because I did. And again, the rush came, the thighs tightened and the pain was this time quite exciting. I felt like an adolescent again when I first played with the meat stick.

    And this continued so I decided to experiment with different techniques because this time I was able to. And there I was, bringing myself to the edge of cumming and I’d stop. I was able to stop. You see with poppers, I always found that once the rush was there, it was over. I wasn’t going to be able to stop it.

    And the fun hasn’t stopped there. I’ve angered myself several times by getting there and then stopping. Adjusting speeds and grips. It’s been an a-wank-ening and I’m glad it happened. I’m glad on that Saturday afternoon, I had run out. I didn’t know you could get sweaty palms like this! 

    So try something different this weekend. Don’t sniff poppers. Go it alone. I can tell you this, you’ll bloody LOVE it! It wasn’t exactly easy at first, I’d taught myself that every good arrival was with the help of that little bottle.

    So goodbye poppers, my little wanking partner. It was fun, we had over 2 decades, you fried my brain, lost me some brain cells and you brought me to the edge of heaven in Heaven to Heaven but I’ll pass now. I’m done.

    https://www.talktofrank.com/drug/poppers

  • This Is Why You Should NEVER Masturbate Before Going To The Gym

    This Is Why You Should NEVER Masturbate Before Going To The Gym

    We spent days researching this topic. It’s important to know whether it’s ok to masturbate before going to the gym, or if this is something that’s best left til you’ve showered off. Unfortunately, the results of our research look very inconclusive. There are countless articles, forums, and feeds about each individual lifter’s opinions on the topic.

    Does spanking the money before a workout effect your workout?
    Does spanking the money before a workout effect your workout?

    When asking the question, does masturbation affect your workout, the answer seems to be a resounding… maybe, kinda, yeah no.

    Continuing our longstanding obsession with the male hormone, there appears to be a belief across the world wide web that beating one off will somehow drain the testosterone right out of your bloodstream and into oblivion.

    Higher t-levels are associated with better athletic performance, whether that’s increased muscle growth or high levels of aggression and intensity. Achieving orgasm, either on your own or with the help of another, will increase your prolactin levels, and temporarily decrease your dopamine. However, while both of these hormones are often associated with testosterone, they don’t decrease the hormone itself.

    Having sex on a semi-consistent basis (whatever that means) has shown to increase testosterone levels. And while a study in the World Journal of Urology found that men had higher T levels after abstaining for three weeks, other studies have shown that t-levels peak after a week without ‘release’, and tend to drop dramatically after day 7.

    Does masturbation affect your workout

    For those that choose to ignore the science, there’s plenty of anecdotal evidence that shows a temporary drop in performance in the gym after a performance between the sheets.

    Other hormones that affect your training

    While there may not be a drop in testosterone after orgasm, plenty of other hormones are still in play that could affect your next gym session. The release of oxytocin and prolactin into your body after orgasm could significantly decrease your immediate desire to go to the gym and train at all.

    Known as the “cuddle hormone” by the more cutesy scientists, oxytocin combined with prolactin will make you feel good and want to sleep after you jizz; not ideal when you need to go and pick up heavy things or sprint uphill on a treadmill.

    Does masturbation affect your gym performance?

    Short answer, yes it can. Slightly longer answer, not so much that you shouldn’t do it. Just don’t masturbate for about 3-4 hours before you head to the gym and you should be fine.

    Maybe wait until afterwards. Plus, that way you get to take full advantage of the post-gym horn.

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  • When is too much masturbation, too much?

    Is now not a good time to rub one out?

    When is too much masturbation, too much?

     

    Okay, regardless of what any survey says – guys masturbate. Most of them. And, apparently it’s good for you to, studies have shown that.  It won’t make you go blind – unless you pull a Coco Peru in Trick.

     

    When is too much… too much?

    So some guys wank once a week, some one a day, some are completely fanatical about it and spend all day at it – no joke. A stay-at-home-house-husband friend of mine is basically at it ALL DAY. Lucky sod.

    So how much is too much?

    Nurse specialists, Jake and Jenna from the sexual health clinic at 56 Dean Street told us,

    “We should start by saying that masturbation is perfectly normal and almost everyone has had a go at some point. How often you decide to “wax your dolphin” is completely up to you and you shouldn’t feel you need to try and stop. There isn’t a limit to how frequently you masturbate, other than how often you feel like doing it or want to do it.

    “Overall there are no adverse affects from masturbating and if it’s something you enjoy then I think you should go for it”.

    So basically as long as you’re having fun… keep on, keeping on…

  • Man gets penis stuck in wedding ring for 48 hours

    Man gets penis stuck in wedding ring for 48 hours

    Sometimes you just got to see how it feels…

    CREDIT: YouTube / DailyVideoDoes

     

    A man in China managed to get this penis stuck in a wedding ring for 48 hours and had to call the emergency services to get the metal band off.

    He apparently stuck his Johnson into the ring and then panicked after he couldn’t get it out – after TWO days. The pain became so unbearable he was forced to call for medical help.

    CREDIT: YouTube / DailyVideoDoes

     

    After calling for help it was the FIREFIGHTERS who turned up first. Despite their best efforts, they were unable to remove the ring. It wasn’t until was shifted to a hospital where the professionals were finally able to snap the ring off, over an hour later.

     

    ALSO READ: Man jumps into the water and comes out with a FISH attached to his penis!

    ALSO READ: Italy just made masturbation in public legal?

     

    The poor man was unable to speak spent the majority of the time covering his face has they tampered with his tackle.

    Ah! The relief.

    The video, which has been published to YouTube has been viewed over 167,000 times.

     

    HT Metro

  • So Italy just made public masturbation legal

    So Italy just made public masturbation legal

    Italian courts have just ruled that masturbation in public is legal – unless it’s done in the presence of minors.

    Peep Show Wanker

    The Supreme Court of Cassation (Italian: La Corte Suprema di Cassazione) in Italy has ruled that getting yourself off in public is not illegal unless it’s done in front of minors.

    The case came about because a 69-year-old man was caught red handed in Catania pulling his pork on the University of Catania campus and he was convicted in May 2015.

    Originally he was sentenced to 3 months in prison and fined €3,200.

    However in light of a law change last year, which makes public masturbation a crime only if a minor witnesses it, the court overturned his sentence.

    According to CNN “Judges ruled that public masturbation out of the presence of minors is no longer deemed criminal conduct due to a change in the law last year, which decriminalized the act.”

  • Man Claims To Have Only 100 Ejaculations Left

    Man Claims To Have Only 100 Ejaculations Left

    A man has shared his dismay after being told by doctors that he only has a finite number of ejaculations before he permanently loses the ability to get an erection.

    • Just one hundred ejaculations left.

    •  An incredibly rare condition known as idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa.

    • The man has to avoid masturbation and be ‘selective’ with sexual partners.

      • (C) BIGSTOCK

    A thirty-four-year-old man has shared his horror after learning that he only has ‘one hundred’ ejaculations left before a rare medical condition, which causes a buildup of scar tissue in the penis, will render it un-erectable.

    Writing in BroBible the man known only as R.L.S has said that doctors call the condition idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa, meaning every time the man gets an erection, it causes an autoimmune reaction, causing a build-up of scar tissue. Over time it will mean his penis will not be able to get erect.

    R.L.S wrote: “I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They estimate I have about a hundred [orgasms] left.”

    It’s an extremely rare condition with hardly any known cases. The man now claims he avoids masturbation and has to be selective with sexual partners.

    In an email to BroBible the man said, “You cannot imagine the feeling. I go in for what I think is a routine physical, and I’m blindsided. My whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you have six months to live. I honestly thought the doctor was f**king with me– how do you even process that kind of information?

    “Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again. I’m the first case anyone’s ever seen, and no one can tell me why it’s happening. I don’t wear briefs or hang out in saunas.

    “There’s been no blunt force trauma to the balls. Some of the women from my past have suggested it’s karma, and I’m actually starting to believe it.”

  • Panda has W**k Video Leaked!

    In a world where folk are obsessed with taking pictures of their bits or filming themselves during acts of self and mutual gratification then posting them online, or in some celebrity cases having them leaked, we were not surprised to find we’re not the only ones in the animal kingdom doing this!

    This horny panda apparently was caught enjoying some light masturbation after chomping on a bamboo stick, unaware he was being filmed on a motion camera out in the wild. Shot by the World Wildlife Fund and backed by some dreadful nineties porn music, we ask is any animals self-gratification videos safe from the eyes of the world?