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  • 20 Amazing Things About Being Single

    20 Amazing Things About Being Single

    With the Valentine’s nuts going crazy for the impending day of “love” we reflect on why it’s great to be single.

    1) I don’t have to worry about you want to eat.

    Tonight I want tacos. You want spaghetti… Tachetti it is then… Damn compromising.

     

    2) My bed, my farts.

    I don’t have to worry about trumping in bed. Hurrah. Trump trump trump.

     

    3) My remote.

    Ha ha ha!  Netflix and chill has a whole new meaning for me.

     

    4) Self loving.

    I know exactly what gets me off and I ain’t afraid to do it.

     

    5) Time to think

    We’re all time poor and being alone gives me time to spend doing things that I wouldn’t otherwise get the chance to.

     

    6) Dates, dates and more dates

    Nothing like a bit of date night and the expectation of that first kiss

     

    7) My cat is the only relationship I need

    My cat loves me unconditionally… sometimes.

     

    8) I get to keep up with who’s who on Grindr.

    Yep. Even though I’m single I see so much peen. So much peen.

    9) There’s literally no one to tell me that I shouldn’t drink anymore.

    Yay me.

    10) I don’t have to sleep on that one slither of bed

    Or deal with stolen duvet all night.

     

    11) I cannot be cheated on.

    No broken hearts for me.

     

     

    12) I can listen to all my coupled mates harp on about their woes and partner troubles and think.

    Thank f that ain’t me

     

     

    13) Life is one sexabout.

    Like picking apples from the tree. I’m out testing the orchard and having a lot of fun on the way.

     

     

    14) I can have a threesome

    and be the one to walk away

     

     

    15) I have a tonne of horrying date night stories for my friends.

    I’m literally a walking standup show with my tales.

     

    16) I can relax.

    CREDIT: Netflix/YouTube
    CREDIT: Netflix/YouTube

    No one is going to come in half way through my House Of Cards marathon and start blathering on about their day

     

    17) I don’t have clear my browser’s history.

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    “The internet is for porn”

     

     

    18) I never have to see a movie with Lindsay Lohan in it ever again.

    Wednesday’s we wear vomit.

     

     

    19) Every outing is an opportunity to meet new guys…

    It’s a big world out there.

     

    20) I’m always right

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  • AUDIO REVIEW | RHA S500i In-Ear Headphones

    AUDIO REVIEW | RHA S500i In-Ear Headphones

    The world seems to be full of huge, chunky earphones/headphones – you’re nobody if you don’t wear huge “cans”…

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    Except, they don’t necessarily give you the best fit or sound. I prefer in-ear headphones, buds that sit inside your ear, snuggly and giving you excellent music pleasure.

    These new earphones from RHA, the S500i gives you style and substance in one tiny, well-designed package.

    As with this style of headphone, the S500i is lightweight and comfortable to use and wear – mainly being down to the big quality aluminium used in the production of these beauties. Add to that a fabric cord and an easy to use mic/volume control and you have a future classic. These come with a selection of dual-density replaceable ear tips that ensure you don’t disturb the other commuters!

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    The 1.35m fabric cable gives you more than enough cable to pop your phone in your pocket and still do the head bop to your favourite tunes without dislodging the earbuds. The lightweight, aluminium construction helps to make it feel like you’re not wearing anything – in your ears…

    The selection of replaceable ear tips means a snug fit but also keeps your earphones clean and tidy. This is something I’ve struggled with using the white ones supplied by “you-know-who”.

    Now I love my cheesy music, and sometimes I want to listen to it without the judgement looks from those around me – you know who you are. So, the fact that these lovely things actually do what they say they will and keep the noise in your ears, rather than anyone else, is a bonus for me. I can look like I’m listening to Megadeath or Mahler, instead of actually bopping away to Steps or Scootch.

    I’m biased when it comes to this type of earbud, I prefer my headphones small and easy to transport/store so these are ideal. My only negative is, as usual, the fact the cord tangles – but this is something that happens with all headphones so it’s no major issue. They come with a lovely drawstring pocket to keep them safe and tidy so at least RHA are thinking about how to transport them and try to keep them tangle free.

    The Positive

    Lightweight aluminium

    Changeable ear tips

    Fabric cord

    The Negative

    Not aimed at RHA, but I wish someone could design a tangle-free cord?

  • London’s Most Gay Friendly Neighbourhoods Revealed

    Vauxhall, Camden and Dalston have been revealed as the most gay friendly neigbourhoods in London.

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  • Meet The Skin Educators

    There’s so much information out there about how to look after your skin. We are bombarded with adverts about youth serums, daily regimes and scientific words that we can hardly pronounce. With all that info are we really any closer to understanding what is best for our skin and what actually works?

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  • Adam Lambert Celebrates 100 Million Streams

    Adam Lambert Celebrates 100 Million Streams

    International superstar Adam Lambert celebrates 100 million streams. (more…)

  • THEATRE REVIEW: Of Mice and Men

    In 1929, the Great Depression took place when New York witnessed its Wall Street Crash, leaving 15 million Americans unemployed. ★★★★

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  • INTERVIEW | Michelle Visage

    If you’re looking for glam camp vamps, look no further than the gorgeous Michelle Visage.

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  • Blown Away, Making Gifts Out Of Glass

    Blown Away, Making Gifts Out Of Glass

    Looking for a gift? Forget the race day vouchers or the grow-your-own purple carrot kits as there’s a new experience to behold. Glassblowing. I say new, it’s been around since the 1st Century, which makes me wonder why I’ve never picked up the blowpipe sooner. (more…)

  • CAR REVIEW | Mitsubishi L200 Barbarian

    I don’t know quite what I was expecting when l took delivery of the new and improved series 5 Mitsubishi L200 Barbarian pick-up.

    Visually you are made aware of its almost 5300mm in length. Its load bed length of 1470mm looked bigger than it actually was. The L200 range has come a long way since its launch in 1982 and the new model sees a subtle design change with some of the feminine curves replaced by straight lines making it look a little sturdier than the old model, while still being civilian friendly looking over the opposition from the likes of Nissan and Toyota. More importantly, there is now a city friendly tighter turning circle too. With 7 different guises of L200 pick-up available it is possible that every member of the family could find a pick-up to suit.

    The interior finish is rugged looking and the leather-covered seats are comfortable. All plastic surfaces practical and functional plastic of the hard variety that literally makes cleaning a wipe over. The fascia is laid out well and all the controls minus the heated front seat switches were within easy reach. The steering wheel housed controls for the stereo, phone and cruise control. It was all quite too civilised for what a pick-up should be. Thankfully l found some hard edge plastic under the switches on the steering wheel. An ideal edge for filing off that hard skin from a day’s graft on-site. This masculine touch was then ruined by the floor lighting. Nothing wrong with floor lighting l hear you say but the blue was just a touch 2000’s Lexus and even they don’t do it in blue anymore. Even more, Lexus was the pick-ups “Barbarian” signature illuminated in the kick plates.

     

    I developed a love/hate relationship with the inbuilt sat-nav and infotainment system. Its touch screen was easy to use for my thin fingers but having asked a real man we’ll call Dave to have a play, he moaned that its on-screen buttons were too compacted for his manly fingers. And the brightness of the screen at night was reminiscent to that of a Hollywood dashboard. So intense was the light l couldn’t use the sat-nav at night. The night option changed the colours making it harder to view quickly while on the move.

    On the road, this fully loaded pick-up will set you back £30,238.80 with no options available because it literally has everything thrown at it or for £2000 cheaper when bought with the manual gearbox. Traction control is quite essential in 2WD mode. The 2442cc in-line 4 16 valve DOHC turbo diesel MIVEC engine packs quite a thud in the back when needed.

    The price you pay for having a pickup that goes from 0-60mph in 11.8 seconds is that the 317 Ib.ft of torque at 2500rpm would spin the rear wheels without much provoking on moist surfaces. Select the 4WD and all the power was planted where you wanted it. Again on the road and over most surfaces it performed with car-like comfort and ability. The steering was nicely weighted more towards town driving ease with feedback of road ahead being well communicated through the thick-rimmed steering wheel. In 4WD mode, you could feel the front differential working via a slight rumble through the wheel.

    The engine could be heard if really pushed but in the normal day to day it was bearably audible from a cold start until fully warmed. All this power doesn’t come with an added fuel premium either and official figures suggest a respectable 43.5mpg giving a range of over 700 miles. With today’s fuel prices that’s quite commendable for a tank that’ll cost you about £80 to fill. 4WD’s have become greener and cleaner over the years and the Barbarian is one of the greenest.

    Remember that 5300mm in length l mentioned, in practice, it doesn’t feel that big on the road. Admittedly you will struggle to park it within a single bay at your local DIY store but the reverse camera and big mirrors make it an easy task. l am not the best at reversing anything bigger than a hatchback so the reverse camera was a nice addition and one of the best l have ever used. The lines that appear on the screen are just perfect for achieving your 10/10 parking space award. You shouldn’t find the Barbarian on that website where people park inconsiderately.

    I have to conclude that overall l was impressed by almost every aspect of the Barbarian. Its ease of driving, the quietness of the cabin, the way it was screwed together and even the engine bay was laid out in a simple logical layout. It was better than l thought it could and should be and if you were to have just one vehicle for work and play then this has to be high on the list. It’s car like applications such as one touch door handles, push start, full electric windows, climate control and cruise modes all add up to make this a civilised machine for not a lot of money when you consider what it can do and where you could go with it. l wasn’t able to trial its off-road ability so l have to take Mitsubishi’s word for it, though with its long established history and range packed full of 4WD models I’m pretty sure this could take you as far away from civilian life as you’d want to go on a weekend. Sadly the Barbarian being so civilised it’ll remind you all too soon that you have work on Monday.

    Pros

    Comfort
    Go anywhere ability
    More useful than you’d think

    Cons

    Blue LED lighting
    Dazzling sat-nav screen
    No hill descent control

    The Lowdown
    Car – Mitsubishi L200 Double cab Barbarian
    Price – £23,799.00 (£30,238.80 as tested)
    MPG – 43.5 mpg
    Power – bhp
    0-62mph – 10.5 seconds
    Top Speed – 109mph
    Co2 – 189g/km

  • Book Review: The Wolf at War (Runes Trilogy Book 3) by Adrian Lilly

    Book Review: The Wolf at War (Runes Trilogy Book 3) by Adrian Lilly

    The Wolf at War is an exhilarating, entertaining and enjoyable read.

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  • Top 5 Gay Films You May Have Missed

    Five Gay Films You May Have Missed

    As gay characters and stories continue to move more into the mainstream in Hollywood, films like Brokeback Mountain, Kill Your Darlings, I Love You Philip Morris and Behind The Candelabra are thrust into the public conscience through the use of big name stars, large budgets and critical acclaim. But there are a number of hidden gems out there which may just have passed you by. Whether they are low budget affairs, have unknown actors or are foreign films which do not garner much publicity, there are some great films out there which can delight, charm and move you. So here are five films which you may have missed, but are well worth catching up with.

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    In this utterly charming French comedy, a young man, Marc, and his new wife move into an old house which used to be used as an underground gay club, until an unfortunate accident involving a short circuiting foam machine resulted in an explosion, and is now haunted by five gay ghosts.Trapped in the confines of the house and excited by the buff new arrival, the gay ghosts cause Marc to think he is losing his mind, as he is the only one who can see them and the only one who can constantly hear Boney M playing on repeat. His behaviour drives his wife away, and, feeling responsible, the ghosts embark on a plan to get the two of them back together. Don’t be put off by the fact that this film is subtitled, otherwise you will miss this gem of a movie. It is packed full of charm and heart, with a whimsical storyline and a feel good factor, which makes for some enjoyable and undemanding fun.
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