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  • THEATRE REVIEW | Penny Arcade, Longing Last Longer

    All hail Penny Arcade. Her latest, solo show – Longing Last Longer – knifes gentrification in the guts in a non-stop orgy of conceptual homicide.

    Deliciously stoked and provoked by the severe, outrageously queer Gospel of Quentin Crisp, she’s a multiple-orgasm messiah high on life, love and luxuriant language. Ah, but Quentin’s brilliant, misanthropic spite – an anguished, solitary voice of sanity in a worldwide disturbed ward – is only one voice in Penny’s polyphonic choir of existential fire. Frankly, she’s our Dante, Allan Ginsberg and Martin Luther King sex-changed to a post-indulgence, Mad Max Furiosa, a warrior poetess par excellence. All punk-rock poison to mass stupidity, and spitting incandescent, revelatory bile, she massacres cultural mediocrity on the spot.

    It’s a gorgeous execution. Pointless identity politics and thought-police Nazis – the PC shock-jocks – are ruthlessly dispatched with stunning erudition and torn limb from linguistic limb. So they should be. Why lobotomise ourselves with divisive labels that set one social faction against another? Don’t fascist police states do that already? And that’s where Penny’s sublime, sheer art-attack joyously weighs in. Forget theatre; Longing Lasts Longer is language as visionary music, words and concepts blown as intoxicating, be-bop virtuoso jazz solos.

    Utterly fearless, following no star but her own, outré contrariness and distrust of any authority – even her own! – Penny furiously asks the unsayable. Indiscriminately puking on taboos Labour, Tory and anarchist, she explodes orthodoxies cemented by dogma as utterly facile. And her most contentious target? Arguably, the mythic chimera of sexual freedom. Whatever labels our preening egos prefer – gay, bi, trans or straight – the physical reality is that females nurture and males take. ‘The biological imperative sees no difference between a c*** and an arsehole’, Penny declares with bravura crudity. How right she is. Guys will stick their dicks in anything; hello, glory holes? And even razor blades in prostitute pussies didn’t deter vets in Vietnam.

    But don’t get her wrong. No prude, Penny’s partied for 45 years, the show’s soundtrack brilliantly accenting her excesses with a sonic blizzard of Nirvana, The Doors, Prince and more. Free your mind and your ass will follow, indeed; this is culture cut loose from classrooms and set wildly free as hot, sweaty, erotic dance. ‘I haven’t watched TV for 40 years’ Penny says, and why would she? She’s too busy living, the only known antidote to bovine, terminally-addicted consumerism and online ennui.

    Impassioned, on a hugely physical and flame-haired roll, she decries the certifiably insane world of compulsory self-censorship and hair-trigger text warnings we’re sleepwalking into. ‘Mediocrity is the new black’ (as in fashion essential) Penny cries, and she’s so hilariously on the money it hurts. Apparently, even skimming textual trauma triggers the reality, so how vulnerable students approach American bestseller the Bible – crammed with sex and horror – beggars belief.

    Frighteningly, Penny explains, our very powers of expression – a Niagara Falls of nuances – are being systematically impoverished by corporate consensus. Terrified to even expect sustained attention spans, we Twitter ourselves en masse to gnomic vapidity. George Orwell’s novel 1984 termed the process ‘Doublespeak’; with complex language deliberately erased, even imagining abstract concepts is impossible. Which perfectly suits repressive regimes and aggressive capitalism; the more inarticulate, easily swayed and passive drones we become, the better

    ‘You can’t call yourself fierce and demand a safe space outside of a mental hospital’ Penny inarguably states, succinctly nailing the paradox of fake, lip-service rebellion. So what will you do when, not if, the state dictates your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness? Penny’s answer is taking brilliantly-argued responsibility for her entire life, completely owning each trauma and rapture, with not a single, squandered second. Will you do as much? Don’t delay; ‘The roses in the shops have lost their scent’, Penny bewails, a shockingly astute, contemporary human metaphor. The message is plain, and passionately perfect; either live your own life now, on your own terms, or have it lived for you. Choose life. Choose passion. Choose Penny Arcade. She’s perfect salvation in a soundbite.

     

  • Anastacia Used Michelle Visage To Pimp Out Drag Queens For Mother’s 70th

    Anastacia Used Michelle Visage To Pimp Out Drag Queens For Mother’s 70th

    Anastacia has revealed that she had Michelle Visage pimp out drag queens for her mother’s 70th birthday.

    In an interview with THEGAYUK, rock diva Anastacia revealed how she had drag queens take over her mother’s 70th birthday and with the help of her gal pal and Ru Paul’s Drag Race judge Michelle Visage, she managed to hire a bunch of drag gay icons to appear including Barbra Streisand and Judy Garland.
    She said,

    “I had drags  at her 70th birthday. I had Barbra Streisand, Judy garland – all the people my mum would have loved to be in a room with and hang out with.”

    The I’m Outta Love singer, who is celebrating the release of a Greatest Hits album this weekend also had a drag Anastacia turn up too.

    Speaking about her love of Drag Queens, she said,

    “It was a total surprise. Michelle Visage got me some really great ones from Ru’s show. I must say I’m pulling out names right now but I when I say I love a drag I’m not lying.”

    Anastacia also revealed that she’d be up for a duet with Michelle Visage saying,

    “Oh MY GOD that could totally happen –that is something we have talked about… definitely. She my little Madonna.”

    The entire Anastacia Interview with THEGAYUK will be out Mid-November

  • Male Waxing At Wax In The City

    It was a surprisingly sunny morning in London when I arrived at the Chelsea office of Wax in the City.

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  • Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know Who Bette Midler Is

    Justin Bieber has admitted he has no idea who Bette Midler is after she put his father on blast for his penis pride.

    Justin Bieber has admitted he has no idea who Bette Midler is after she put his father on blast for his penis pride.

    Taking to Twitter last month, gay icon Bette Midler put Justin Bieber’s father on blast for the pride he took in his son’s penis, after he was papped naked whilst on holiday in Bora Bora.
    She tweeted,

    “I think the biggest dick in this situation is the dad who abandoned his son.”

    However Justin has said that he has no idea who “Britt Meddler” was after he was asked to make a comment about the Beaches star’s comment about his father.

    In a classic Midler, or should we say Meddler comeback, the Divine Miss M put Britt on blast saying:

    “Britt Meddler! I don’t know who that is either! But damn that bitch!”

    A Britt Meddler Twitter account soon appeared on Twitter and stated that it was infact “cold there in Bette Midler’s shadow”

  • ART REVIEW: Invisible Treasure At Ovalhouse

    If you fancy being imprisoned in a room floored with orange faux grass, ceilinged with a projector screen, housing a cow-sized white rabbit with robot eyes for 70mins – read on.

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  • The Vincent Price Legacy Tour – a must if you’re a fan!

    Vincent Price, the star of many horror films, is being celebrated by having his own tour.

    The Vincent Price London Legacy Tour celebrates not only the actor’s legendary horror roles, but also his great love for London. It’s where he got the acting bug while studying art at the age of 24.Price was born in St. Louis, MIssouri in 1911 but it wasn’t until the 1960’s that London became his second home. It’s also where he met his third wife and where some of his most iconic horror screen roles were born.

    The tour, which is a first for the capital, will be led by Victoria Price, Vincent’s daughter, and who has come out as a Lesbian. Victoria is a designer, art consultant, author, and public speaker who wrote the critically acclaimed book about her father ‘Vincent Price: A Daughter’s Biography’ published in 1999, and reissued in 2014.

    She will speak about her dad, meet with fans, and help keep the memory of her father alive. The five day event will include a tour of Kensal Green Cemetery, which was a location for the film ‘Theatre of Blood,’ followed by a half day excursion on Thursday, Nov. 5th to Grim’s Dyke Hotel in Middlesex, which was the llcation of ‘Cry of the Banshee.’ On Friday November 6th Victoria will present a multi-media presentation about her father at Barts Pathology museum in the City of London. On Saturday November 7th a breakfast at Harrods is planned and which will mark the 50th anniversary reprint of Vincent and his wife Mary’s cookbook ‘A Treasury of Great Recipes.’ And finally on Sunday November 8th there will be a full day tour in Lavenham, Suffolk, which was the prime location of Price’s 1968 film ‘Witchfinder General.’
    For tickets to these events, and for more information, please click here

    Vincent Price starred in dozens of films, but is best known for his distinctive voice and performances in horror films, which included ‘House of Usher’ (1960), ‘The Pit and the Pendulum’ (1961), ‘The Raven’ (1963), ‘The Mask of Red Death’ (1964) and most famously ‘House of Wax’ (1953), and ‘The Fly’ (1958).

    Price died in Los Angeles as the age of 82 of lung cancer in Los Angeles, California.

    by TIm Baros

  • Proof That Most Men Are A Little Bit Gay, Survey Finds “Men Need Men”

    According to new research millions of men value their Bromances more than their actual relationships.

    A study of men in the UK found that they would prefer to turn to their mates for advice, companionship, and a good old gossip over drinks than the women in their life. With one in six questioned saying that they don’t consider their partners to be their best friend.

    In fact, a third of the guys surveyed admit their partner simply doesn’t share the same interests and hobbies as them, while a further quarter claim their spouse never listens.

    Nearly a third would prefer to go on a weekend away with their male friends than with their female partners.

    The study conducted by Grant’s Signature Whisky showed that in addition to their partner, the average male feels the need for at least three best mates with whom they want to share important parts of their life with.

    Carrianne Sutton, Brand Manager for Grants Whisky, which conducted the study of 1,000 British men said:

    “Men need men, it’s as simple as that.

    “Unlike a relationship with your significant other, the lack of intimacy in a Bromance means there are no barriers. They don’t need to be wary of what they’re saying and how they’re acting With blokes, anything goes.
    “You can share a drink and have banter, knowing that whatever you say, it won’t get taken out of context. In fact, a lot of partners could learn a lot from their man’s Bromance!”

    Incredibly a fifth of men claim partners come and go, but friends are there for life.
    So there you go MEN NEED MEN and we couldn’t agree more!

    TOP 10 REASONS WHY BLOKES VALUE THE BROMANCE ABOVE THE ROMANCE:

    • Blokes are totally honest, regardless of feelings
    • They are always there for you, even at 3am in the morning
    • Mates have the ability to make you laugh even when you feel terrible
    • They don’t judge you, whatever your behaviour
    • They’ll stick up for you whenever you need it, even if you’re in the wrong
    • They know what to say to you when you’re feeling really down
    • They enjoy trivial meaningless conversations about absolutely nothing
    • They are always on your side, even if you’re behaving badly
    • They always see the best in you, when perhaps no-one else can
    • They share all your hobbies and interests
  • ELTON JOHN To Northern Ireland Politicians “enter the 21st Century”

    Sir Elton John told Northern Ireland politicians to “enter the 21st Century” on Radio 4’s Today programme.

    Speaking on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme the legendary singer said that politicians in Northern Ireland should “enter the 21st Century” saying that if it was left to public decision same-sex marriage would “sail in”.

    MPs voted recently on whether same-sex marriage should become law in Northern Ireland. As it stands Northern Ireland is the only part of the UK where marriage between gay couples is not legal.

    Patrick Corrigan, Northern Ireland Programme Director of Amnesty International, said:

    “Sir Elton John’s support for marriage equality in Northern Ireland is very welcome.

    “Sir Elton has a proud track record of standing up for gay rights around the world. It’s great that he’s speaking out for the rights of LGBTI people in Northern Ireland, which is now the only part of the UK or Ireland that ban same-sex marriage.

    “He’s 100% correct when he says that most people in Northern Ireland back same-sex marriage and that if there was a public vote it would ‘sail in’. Local politicians who continue to block equality must wake up and realise the damage they’re causing to gay people in Northern Ireland, as well as to our international reputation.”

  • How To Do The Tinder (Dance Move) In Five Steps

    It’s been a while since “Big Fish, Small Fish, Cardboard Box” and “Screw The Light bulb”, so we’re immensely excited that there’s a new dance move brought to you by the wonder of Le Grind in their new single Pillow Talk.

    Yaasssss. We have a new dance move.

    It’s been a while since “Big Fish, Small Fish, Cardboard Box” and “Screw The Light bulb”, so we’re immensely excited that there’s a new dance move brought to you by the wonder of Le Grind in their new single Pillow Talk.

    Here we take you, step by step, on how to perfect “The Tinder”.
    Step One:

    Ensure that you have at least two back up dancers, more is better. This is essential and really helps pull focus away from your surroundings. The sole focus should be on you and you alone.
    Step Two:

    Have someone to direct your “Tinder” to. Obvs you can totally do this by yourself in a club, but it helps if you’re aiming your frustrations on a guy. A hot / hung / moneyed one.
    Step Three:

    Extend your right arm perpendicular to the floor and release your index finger. Always… always give face.
    Step Four:

    “Wag” said index finger as though you’re saying “NO” not too strongly, but full of sass. (The more ‘tude added here will score you more points from onlookers and wallflowers.)
    Step Five:

    Once you wagged your finger for four beats, you “swipe” your right arm to the left in a vigorous motion, as you do so, lift your left knee slightly. This is to a) counterbalance your vigorous swipe b) relives any pressure felt in the balls of your feet.
    Repeat or go to the bar and re-fill your VDC (Vodka and Diet Coke).

  • ANASTACIA and Michelle Visage Have Talked About A Musical Collaboration

    Pop goddess Anastacia has revealed that she’d be open to a duet with Michelle Visage.

    Get ready for the campest thing since Geri Halliwell’s single G-A-Y.

    In an exclusive interview (out mid-November) with THEGAYUK, I’m Outta Love singer Anastacia has revealed that she would be up for a duet with Celebrity Big Brother star Michelle Visage. Speaking about their relationship Anastacia said,

    “I’ve known Michelle since we were like in our early early twenties in New York!”

    And when asked about the possibilty of a single released together she went on to say,

    “That is something we have talked about… definitely. She my little Madonna.”

    She went on to say,

    “What I see us doing – we would do a song and make all the money go to a HIV /AIDS charity – that is just something we would do!

    “We would put it out not make a penny on it. I’d make sure we did a Pride Tour.

    “That would just be fun. She could be my hostess and I could be up there just singing my ass off. I would have some drag queens up there too!”

     

    Anastacia is currently in the UK promoting her new collection album, which is out tomorrow.

     

  • Columbia Lifts Gay Couple Adoption Ban

    Columbian gay couples are now legally allowed to adopt children, thanks to a historic ruling in which adoption agencies are no longer allowed to discriminate on the basis of sexuality.

    A historic ruling in Columbia now means that same-sex couples are allowed to adopt children in a 6-2 vote.

    The constitutional court lifted the ban so adoption agencies are no longer allowed to discriminate against gay couples. Couples are now able to adopt children that are unrelated to them. Before the ban’s lift, same-sex couples could only adopt if the child or children was one of the couple’s own children.

    Same-sex unions were made legal in Columbia in 2013, however full same-sex marriage is still illegal.

    According to the BBC the chief justice of the Constitutional Court, Maria Victoria Calle Correa said that excluding gay couples,

    “limits children’s right to a family,

    “A person’s sexual orientation or gender are not in and of themselves indicative of a lack of moral, physical or mental suitability to adopt.”