Prepping takes time. It’s a dark art. It’s a f*cking ball ache. So don’t cancel.
Bottoms of the world will surely and utterly get this tweet, which we think totally sums up that feeling when you’ve organised your Grindr hook up and then at the last minute, once you’ve done all your prepping, your top, pulls out – and not in a good way.
The thing is, most bottoms aren’t just “oven-ready” as it were – nope there’s a process and if a guy is particularly careful he may even have skipped meals for the night’s events – hell, we’ve even heard of some porn stars who don’t eat proper meals for up to two days before a shoot!
It’s a faff and there’s quite a bit of anxiety attached to it as well…
There’s always the fear that you’ve not done it enough. Or you’ve done it too much (and left an entire well of water up there).