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  • Guess which country in the World Cup is swinging the biggest package

    Guess which country in the World Cup is swinging the biggest package

    World Cup fever is officially upon us and we’re finding ourselves casually enjoying the sight of 11 men running around a field, hugging and kissing each other.

    Who is the biggest on the pitch?

    Plus, sometimes you get to see what we’re calling the Louis, (that’s the no-undies-jiggle). Why do we call it the Louis – check out why here.

    Anyway, the World Cup is basically just one big sausage fest with a leather ball thrown into the middle of it. It got us wondering, which nation has the biggest package.

    Pure thoughts. I know.

    Luckily the good people at Hims made us a chart. It’s easy to read, print out and laminate. Apparently, according to Hims, this is so fans can compare players, tactics and well a new stat – their penis size.

    So from the 32 qualifying nations, it seems that the guys in Columbia are the monsters on the field, with an average whopper which measures 6.7 inches followed by the lads in Iceland, which inches in behind on 6.5 inches.

    We have no word on how Hims measured these stats, but we’re totally engrossed. We haven’t studied this hard since Home Economics GCSE.

    So who was at the bottom of the table?

    Coming in last was Japan, who measured at 4.3 inches and South Korea who measured at 4.6 inches – which is not to be sniffed at.

    We’re no size queens here.

    So where did England fit? British lads come 23rd in the line up with an average of 5.5 inches – sandwiched between Poland (5.63 inches) and Spain (4.45 inches). Dreams.

    Check out the measuring up table below.

    Now you’ll be able to watch the matches, armed with that little extra info you need.

    Knowledge is power people. Knowledge is power.

  • ADVICE | I have eczema on my penis, is there anything I can do to clear it up?

    ADVICE | I have eczema on my penis, is there anything I can do to clear it up?

    Eczema can happen all over the body, but what if you get it on your penis?

    We asked the health experts at  AXA PPP healthcare to shed some light on the issue and find out what you can do about it.

    There are a number of skin conditions that can affect the penis, including atopic eczema (or atopic dermatitis) – the most common form of eczema. Unfortunately, there is no cure for eczema. It is a matter of discovering and avoiding allergens and preventing the skin from becoming dry by using medical moisturisers.

    During a flare-up of eczema, the skin becomes red, inflamed and itchy, which can lead to swelling of the skin and tiny blisters which can then rupture. Infected skin can ooze clear or yellowish pus. Sometimes inflamed skin can become infected especially if it is around the penis, where there are more folds and creases.

    In addition, there is increased exposure to bacteria from urine and faeces which can thrive in a warm environment. Eczema can be aggravated by temperature, irritants such as sweat and soap, stress, allergens and friction from tight clothing so it’s important to work out if any of these are aggravating your condition.

    Make sure that you clean and wash your penis every day -instead of using soap, use an emulsifying ointment.  efes / Pixabay

    The penis needs to be washed once or twice a day, after fully retracting the foreskin. Instead of using soap, washing with a cream such as an emulsifying ointment, sometimes with the addition of an antiseptic ingredient, can be helpful. Ironically, after washing it is important to dry yourself thoroughly before applying any medical moisturizer. These emollients, together with applying creams on the normal skin areas, will help to repair damage to the skin’s natural barrier and reduce redness, swelling and itching.

    Taking an antihistamine tablet will also help to stop the itching and reduce the urge to scratch. When you scratch the skin it becomes irritated, increasing your risk of infection and making the eczema worse.

    Steroid creams, such as Hydrocortisone or Eumovate can also help during a flare-up to reduce the inflammation. As with all health problems, it’s important to see your GP for a detailed assessment.

  • This is why your penis has started to curve and what you can do about it

    This is why your penis has started to curve and what you can do about it

    Willies come in all shapes and sizes – and not just length and girth, some of them have curves.

    Why has my penis curved?
    CREDIT: Depositphotos

    Let’s start this whole conversation off by saying, every penis is precious and beautiful. This is a safe space for dicks – no matter what you’re packing. What you have is normal and if you think about it, pretty darn incredible, what with the erections that happen all by themselves and morning glories, what are they all about? So, if your penis starts to curve or perhaps you’ve always had one –  is there anything you can do about it?

    We asked the experts at  AXA PPP healthcare what a curving penis meant and whether it was normal, here’s what they told us,

    “About 5 percent of men over the age of 50 will develop a condition of the penis called Peyronie’s disease. This is a benign but potentially emotionally upsetting condition in which scar tissue develops on the shaft of the penis sometimes resulting in a penile bend noticeable with erections.

    “This can lead to sexual dysfunction with in some cases the affected man avoiding a sexual relationship altogether”.

    So is it dangerous?

    Apparently, some men will find erections and sex painful if Peyronie’s disease happens to them. Some those will simply notice a lump of their shaft.

    Unfortunately, there’s no real cure for Peyronie. However, you should go and see your doctor for a full assessment.

    The NHS’s website notes: “Various non-surgical treatments are available, including medicines and injections of steroids into the affected area. But there’s limited evidence of their effectiveness”.

    Surgery could also be an option, the NHS suggests, “In severe cases, it may be possible to treat Peyronie’s disease with surgery. But doctors recommend waiting at least 12 months before considering surgery, as the condition can improve without treatment in some men”.

     

    To see what Peyronie’s disease can look like, click here.

  • This woman accidentally sent her friends a live photo, while her Fiancé got his monster out

    “It’s huge”

    Moments later the boyfriend appears with his monster!

    And we’re not talking about the rock on her finger.

    Imagine if you will, your beloved has just proposed to you and planted a huge ring and rock on your finger. Naturally, you want to send a photo of that bling to your friends / the world. But here’s where some caution is needed – especially if you haven’t swapped your photo setting from “live photo” to just normal “photo”.

    Live Photo is a feature on the iPhoto which captures a few moments before and after you click the shutter – meaning you get a small video clip instead of a single photo. Brilliant if you want to capture more than just a second in history – not so great if your boyfriend is likely to whip out his D, while you show off to the world your new jewel.

    Which is exactly what happened to this woman, who sent a Live Photo to her friends – while her hung future husband, whipped it out. Such a romantic.

     

  • Hunky Adam DeVine goes full frontal

    It’s here… Adam DeVine’s pecker is out and proud

    Adam DeVine shows off a bit of skin

    Hunky Adam DeVine has been showing flesh in his new film for Netflix, Game Over Man. In it he has his little DeVine in hand as he auto-erotic asphyxiating – as two guys make out. Obvs.

    Speaking on the scene to Thrillist:

    “I think if we would have written that scene and then sold the movie and made it right away, I would have been more nervous about it. But I’ve known that I’m gonna do this scene for like six years, so when the day came, I had no problem dropping trou. They asked if I wanted a prosthetic one, but then I was like, I’m answering more questions about… if you just… it’s, anyway, that’s what my dick is. You know? There it is.”

    Anyway, it looks like he’s got quite the lob on and he’s cut!

    See the D (NSFW) CLICK HERE

  • 7 places you should never stick your penis

    7 places you should never stick your penis

    Having a penis is fun.

    Be careful where you put your junk…

    Here are seven places you should definitely not stick your purple-headed love monster. You can be warned.

    Your Stoma

    bluebudgie / Pixabay

    A stoma is an opening in the body – your mouth, your anus, your nostrils – they are all natural stomas, however, if you have to have an operation to remove part of your intestine or bowel you might be left with a colostomy bag, which will require an artificial stoma to be cut into your stomach, to attach the bag too.

    It seems, however, some think the hole that’s left is the perfect place to put a penis. One nurse shared with us that they had witnessed a patient’s stoma getting incredibly infected. When asked why the patient admitted that he had been putting his penis in the hole. It’s a very delicate area and can become infected relatively easily. So putting your or someone else’s penis in it is not a wise move.

    NEXT >>> Your wedding ring

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  • What you can do, if you think your penis is too small

    What you can do, if you think your penis is too small

    It’s a perpetual worry for a lot of guys, but what can you do if you think your D is too small?

    worried about small penis,
    Just what can you do if you think your penis is too small

    The average length of the erect penis is smaller than you think but thanks to porn many guys have completely unrealistic expectations of their own manhoods and its abilities, like just how long they can last.

    We asked Doctor Nitin Shori from Pharmacy2U what can be done to get a bigger penis, he told us that penis size is a common worry amongst men, but there really isn’t anything that is “normal” when it comes to penises or their size. He told us, “try not to get anxious about it. So long as you are otherwise healthy and happy, the most important thing is taking precautions to ensure that you do not run the risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including using condoms, when you do have sex.”

    So what can actually be done to make a penis bigger?

    Doctor Nitin, says that evidence that products and procedures that claim to make your penis larger is thin on the ground and that many just don’t work and more worryingly that many just aren’t safe.

    He suggests some steps that you can take to improve your own and others’ perception of the size of your penis and best of all they are free. They include trimming your pubic hair – a bushy pubic area can obscure over an inch of your length and losing weight. As you put on weight and as you get older you tend to put fat on around your pubic area leading to buried penis syndrome.

    Counselling?

    If you’re still concerned then maybe you might find counselling beneficial. Shori adds, “In some cases, people inaccurately conclude that they are not as big as they should be. Counselling has been shown to be beneficial for men with penis anxiety as therapy helps patients identify and correct any distorted views, building self-confidence and overcoming fears about sexual relations”.

    A world of small willies…

    Even if you do have a small penis there’s a world of information out there for you. Did you know there’s a small penis festival? There are also many advantages of having a small penis – check them out here.

  • What is Sounding and is it dangerous?

    What is Sounding and is it dangerous?

    Sounding is a relatively new word for something some guys have been doing for years – but it’s starting to get a whole new fanbase.

    THIS ARTICLE IS NSFW (CLICK HERE TO VIEW and confirm you are over 18)

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  • QUIZ: Can you guess which celeb said what about their own manhoods?

    A lot of celebs have spoken openly about their manhoods and what they thought of them…

    (C) VARIOUS: KathClick / BigStock /Depositphotos / Jean Nelson / Robbie Williams

    From Justin Bieber to Robbie Williams these celebs have all revealed their thoughts from size to cleanliness… How much do you know?

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  • What happens when your boyfriend’s schlong is bigger than yours

    Is there such thing as penis envy in the gay world?

    What happens when your boyfriend's schlong is bigger than yours
    Is there such a thing a penis envy between boyfriends?

    It seems that penis envy between boyfriends can be a thing. One user on Reddit recently admitted that his boyfriend’s penis, although being only half an inch bigger (at 6.5 inches) than his was starting to bother him. In fact, he’s getting real anxiety over the issue. Despite his past boyfriends being “wowed” by his girth, it seems that length is important.

    Is it?

    Well, it turns out he’s not alone, according to stats, over a third of gay men are actually unhappy with the size of their Ds. A survey undertaken by THEGAYUK in 2015 found that over a third of men questioned had issues with the size of their manhoods, with a further 12 percent considering penile enlargement surgery to increase girth or length.

    Of those surveyed, 54% of men had a penis length of 5 to 7 inches, 12 percent had a penis size less than 5 inches.

    What happens when your boyfriend's penis is bigger than yours
    Don’t let penis envy get in the way of your relationship

    What’s the average size anyway?

    According to a recent worldwide poll of men, 5.16 inches is the average size of an adult male’s erect penis.

    Well, Reddit users were quick to point out that willy length probably isn’t that big of a deal for his partner with one saying, “um probably doesn’t actually care” while another chided the user, how about “start to grow up” or “just be an adult”.

    One will always be bigger than the other

    One sympathetic user, however, answered,

    “When two men are in a relationship, one dick will ALWAYS be bigger than the other. So, by nothing more than luck or lottery, his is slightly larger than yours. It could have easily been the other way around, so ask yourself, would you care if yours were slightly larger? My guess is no. You wouldn’t love him less or think of him less just for having a slightly smaller dick, so why would you think he’s thinking that way about you?”

    Deeper troubles?

    Another told the user that having insecurities was normal, but hinted that perhaps the issues ran deeper than just peen size.

    “It’s normal to have insecurities, but when comparing oneself to a person with whom you’re in a relationship, sometimes it’s because we are afraid of losing them, or subconsciously know the relationship isn’t working. You are comparing yourself to him the way some guys do with other guys in the context of competition.

    “Are you afraid he will decide he wants to find someone longer than himself? Or perhaps that if you two break up, he will be preferred by others over you?”

  • People are getting their penises whitened

    A hospital in Thailand is offering a penis whitening service.

    You can get your penis whitened for around £480  for 5 sessions, which will apparently, using lasers lighten the skin around your groin area – for reasons that, let’s be frank are a complete mystery.

    Now men who are afraid that their penises seem a little too dark can now get it lightened after the clinic in Thailand started offering the service.

    According to the Evening Standard, around 100 men have already sought out the help of the professionals.

    The Lelux Hospital started offering the treatment following requests from would-be patients who found out that the same clinic was offering vagina whitening. Speaking to the BBC, spokesperson Popol Tansakul said, “Patients started to ask about penis whitening, and so we started the treatment a month later

    “They are popular among gay men and transvestites who take good care of their private parts. They want to look good in all areas,” he added.

    The cost of the laser procedure is $650 (£480) for five sessions

    Of course, the treatment does come with a warning – that some may be left unable to have sex or father children after the procedure.

     

    Again… why?