You Are Being Sued – panic not, as we will all be in the dock with you if Sally Ann Driskell gets her own way.

The Nebraska resident who identifies as an ambassador for God and Jesus Christ has filed a Federal Lawsuit in the US against ALL homosexual people on the planet for breaking “religious and moral laws.” (We are assuming she means Earth.)

According to the Lincoln Journal Star, 63-year-old Ms. Driskell argues in a seven-page, handwritten petition delivered to the US District Court of Omaha that:

“Homosexuality is a sin and that the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality

“Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)”

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Sadly spelling is not one of her better skills and so she challenges US District Judge John M. Gerrard to not “judge God to be a lier (sp),” and slams gay people as “liers (sp), deceivers and thieves” in the case, filed simply as Driskell v. Homosexuals.

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“I never thought that I would see a day in which our Great Nation or our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people(’s) lewd behavior,” she notes.

“It is of the Lord’s mercies that we are not consumed because his compassions fail not.”

Don’t rush to go pick out a little black number to wear as it is most unlikely her petition will not go any further.

It’s a pity as we think it could have been fun taking the Stand.