Are your pick up lines so old that you cannot get laid?


Well to help you through the Christmas Party period American You Tube vlogger Hat has put together a list of hilarious brand new lines to get you noticed. Here’s one example, ‘You remind me of a Sudoku puzzle, because even if you’re HARD I’m going to finish you in 30 seconds!’

He guarantees if you use his gems you will get laid, or punched on the nose… (but hey, some guys like that too).

In the video Hat shares his favourite lines and includes a very funny reaction shot from an unimpressed lad, who calls him inappropriate.