On her TV Show this week talk-show comedian Ellen revealed that she has been keeping a secret since 1989.

She is in fact the mother of twins. No longer baby boys, although they still run around the house shirtless, and she finally revealed them to the world.


Smoking hot doesn’t even cover it. Let’s just put it this way. If the story was true, there would be a very long line of guys wanting to become Ellen’s new son-in-law. Us included.


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