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  • GHOSTING | What is it and why does it happen?

    GHOSTING | What is it and why does it happen?

    This sh*t hurts, so why the f*ck do guys do it? And are the gays guilty of doing it more?

    In a world where there’s an acronym or term for everything, Ghosting is where a guy you’ve been chatting to on an app, or even have hooked up with, simply doesn’t return your messages or calls. Not even a tag…

    That’s right, you’ve put in the time, even gone to dinner and then, without explanation he’s gone into the night, like a ghost. Never to be heard of again.

    Bastard.

    What is ghosting? what does ghosting mean?
    pedrofigueras / Pixabay What is ghosting?

    Why does ghosting happen?

    There could be a number of reasons why a guy might suddenly stop messaging you. Perhaps he wasn’t totally up front with you about his personal circumstances, he could be married or in another relationship.

    It could be something you said that really offended him or it could be that he said something that totally embarrassed him, and he’s too ashamed to speak to you again.

    Where can ghosting happen?

    The crazy thing about ghosting is that it can happen IRL and virtually. You can be ghosted on dating apps or on social media. On Grindr, we’ve found that ghosting is quite common. In a recent survey, we found that 88% of Grindr users had said that they had been ghosted on the app.

    Why does ghosting happen?
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    If he’s gone off social media or his dating profile is no longer active, then something even more final could have happened. The problem is that you’ll never know.

    The best thing is to be happy for the time you had together and move on. Don’t live in the past, look to the future.

    Is Ghosting the same thing as Zombie-ing?

    What is Zombie-ing

    Although they are linked, Ghosting and Zombie-ing are different. Zombie-ing is where your ghost, the one that you thought you’d never hear from again, suddenly comes back to life and starts wanting to hang out again. Let’s face it Zombie’s and Ghosts should be ignored and your attention should be focused on the land of the living.

  • 7 straight guys share what they feel about pegging

    7 straight guys share what they feel about pegging

    What is pegging, how do you do do and why some straight guys can’t get enough of it!

    In a, well quite frankly, candid convo on Reddit, these guys talk about what it’s like to be pegged. For those not in the know, pegging is where a woman dons a dildo and well, pegs the man. The word was popularised by Dan Savage in his Savage Love column.

    Anyway, this forum is devoted to how these guys with girlfriends feel about being pegged and their best advice for a newbie, whose girlfriend has plans to peg him – after he promised a weekend of submission.

    1) Be careful, dude.

    This is probably the one time you don’t want to be hyper-masculine. If you feel pain, then speak-up.
    Much easier to rain on ya partner’s parade, than deal with an ER doctor wondering how yer arsehole got shredded.
    Might tickle your asshole for awhile before penetration too. Not the loosest of holes and a large object inserted is going to cause major discomfort. Via

    2) She HAS TO go slow.

    I hope she goes from fingers to dildos before strap-on dildos. The hips can generate a LOT of power. However, she might get tired very fast depending on her experience & fitness.
    Also, I strongly suggest you guys use a flexible dildo, not a glass dildo for example. Via

    3) You can always say no.

    You just chose not to. Just make sure you have the appropriate lubricant and that she takes it easy. There is always potential for damage, so if you feel a sharp pain, that would be a time to say no. Via

    4) Lube lube lube lube lube.

    It’s going to be easier to take a soft, bendable silicon dildo rather than a harder one that doesn’t bend easily. Also make sure you take deep breaths to relax yourself as the penetration starts, you’ll start to get really tense and potentially get nervous; so do everything to calm yourself down. Via

    5) To Late To Apologise?

    Tell her you apologise for every bad thing you’ve ever done beforehand. Via

    6) Relaxxxxxxx

    I’m surprised no one has mentioned this yet, but relax and push OUT! I know it sounds counterintuitive, but especially when she first inserts it, pushing out like you’re on the toilet helps it slide in more easily, potentially saving you some needless pain. And, as someone whose girlfriend pegs him VERY regularly, pushing out makes it feel even better, especially when you’re near orgasm. Via

    7) More and more lube

    Also, the usual advice: LUBE, LUBE, AND MORE LUBE. And take it slow. Put it in slow. Once it’s in, have her wait for a minute or several for you to get more accustomed to it. Then she can slowly get thrusting. Via

  • 10 ways to bag a man for the summer

    10 ways to bag a man for the summer

    So, it’s that time of year again, the sun is shining, bronzed bodies are on display, but what is it that we’re looking for? A topless Adonis to fetch our Pimms on a silver tray? A young hunk that will look good in the holiday snaps? Or just a month long fling, with plenty of sun, sand and sex?

    Stick to my top dating tips, and you’ll find yourself bagging this season’s must have accessory…the summer boyfriend!

    First of all, it is no longer 1922, so the traditional conventions of dating have been long withdrawn, as much as we hate to admit it, looks and personality are way down on our summer dating agenda – it’s confidence, style and a cracking smile that 2022 is shouting for.

    So, you’ve found the guy you’re after, whether you’ve met him through the steam in the sauna, or stacking shelves in the local supermarket, if he’s caught your attention your already onto a winner! Regardless of what social networking site or app you have met him on (we aren’t here to judge, only to help!) You can guarantee there are ten other blokes chatting him up too!

    So, Step 1 – Give Him Your Number.

    Play it cool though, if you get a text or a call, he’s interested! If you don’t, move on to the next! It goes without saying though, that if his texts make you smile, he’s a keeper! If the conversation is a struggle – don’t ask him out! Simple.

    Step 2 – Planning A Date.

    Whilst you’re texting, flirting and sending those dirty pictures – you need to remember, spending too much time getting to know someone, runs the risk of creating a friendship rather than a relationship – my advice, 2 days of flirtatious texting and then ask him out! Don’t be shy! We all like a confident guy, so don’t wait around for him to suggest a date, get in there first!

    Step 3 – Play It Cool.

    Once you’ve got the date planned, where you’re going, what you’re doing etc – don’t keep mentioning it! You don’t want to look over eager, nobody likes to feel badgered, there’s only so many times you can smile at a text, before you think change the record! (And he may decide to cancel on you!)

    Step 4 – First Impression.

    Now, this step goes two ways, You have approximately 10 seconds to make your first impression, likewise he has 10 seconds to make it on you – think EASY – Eye contact, Ask how he is, Smile at him, and You must look interested! Even if you don’t really care how his day was, and just want to rip his shirt off – you still need to pretend!

    Step 5 – Be Realistic.

    A good friend of mine once told me, ‘Don’t say or do anything on a first date, that you can’t keep up’, and I’ve always stuck by that – so I’m sharing it with you guys! We all like honesty, so don’t make out like you’re a Fashion Scout for Vogue magazine, when in fact you work the checkout at Primark, it just doesn’t work, and you’re setting yourself up to fail! Similarly, don’t order a bottle of Moet when all you can afford is three pints of cider and a packet of pork scratchings – he wants you, for you – not who you think you should be!

    Step 6 – Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover.

    First dates bring nerves; remember, if you’re smiling, and he’s smiling back, if you’re laughing, and the conversations is flowing easily – then it’s going well, don’t worry that his trainers don’t go with his chinos, give him the second date to fix those problems!

    Step 7 – Afterwards?

    I always find that asking for the bill is always a clear indication of where the night is heading! Drinks afterwards? A coffee at his? A vodka at yours? Either way – if he isn’t paying, the bill is going Dutch! Don’t be quick to decide! Kissing is definitely allowed on a first date, perhaps some heavy petting – but I would advise against giving it all away, you don’t want to seem easy! And after all, you’re on a date because you like him! Don’t want this to be an expensive booty call!

    Step 8 – The Next Day.

    Depending how the night went, you don’t want to text too soon! Ideally he’ll text you first, but we don’t live in a perfect world! Late morning, or lunchtime is an acceptable point to send him a text, telling him how you enjoyed the night, and would love to arrange another date! (After all. second dates are where the magic happens!) My advice is stick to the 3S’s – Shower, Shave and Send! You don’t want to seem eager, so get up, make yourself human and then message him, I say no texts before 11 guys, after all – you’re a god! Let him do the chasing.

    Step 9 – Social Networking.

    If you already have him in your friends list, or he’s following your tweets – keep it at that, don’t be adding him to all of your devices, you need to have somewhere to discuss and vent, without him seeing what you’ve said! Likewise, you don’t want to see what he’s saying about you (it could get messy, and we gays don’t like drama!)

    Step 10 – Don’t Be Too Available.

    Finally, you need to play hard to get, you may have had the most amazing night, but you don’t want to seem overly eager to do it all again! Planning your second, third, fourth or even fifth date to suit you! Don’t ever let him have the upper hand – you need to be in control!

    Most importantly though guys – all of us at TheGayUK promote safer sex! We all like to have fun, and we understand so do you, but never forget, don’t be a fool – wrap that tool! For more information on sexual health visit: http://www.gmfa.org.uk/sex/ better to be safe, than sorry!

    Hope this helps guys! I wish you all the greatest of luck in your summer dating – don’t forget to check out our website: www.TheGayUK.com find us on Twitter:@TheGayUK for all things gay!

    This article is a republish of previous article and updated.

  • Which is the best anal numbing lube to use?

    Which is the best anal numbing lube to use?

    There are loads of numbing lubes on the market, but which is the best and why might you use a numbing lube for anal sex?

    Is anal sex a real pain in the ass – literally and figuratively? Then anal numbing lube might be the way forward for you as it can help with numbing your hole and the rectum, but it does come with a warning – as a numb bum doesn’t give you the full picture of what’s going on down there. So be warned.

    So what’s numbing lube good for?

    Well, as the name suggests numbing lube numbs any area of skin in which it comes in contact. It does this with specific ingredients. These ingredients help mask pain to some extent. This means that if you’re using a large toy or taking a cock, any pain that you usually experience would be dulled, in most cases. However, it doesn’t actually fix the issue of why stretching your hole out is painful. If you’re feeling pain it could be that you’re not relaxed, that there’s an actual medical issue or the toy you’re using is just too damn big.

    It’s important to note that numbing lube doesn’t relax the muscles in and around your anus – and relaxation is the actual key to enjoyable anal sex and not causing considerable damage.

    This is important because you don’t want to cause trauma to the area – like a rip or tear. Nobody wants to end up in ER or have to undergo surgery for a severely damaged ass.

    What does numbing lube feel like?

    What does numbing lube feel like?
    Numbing lube can feel quite strange, however, it should successfully numb the ass. Some are more successful than others and they use a wide variety of numbing ingredients.

    It all depends on the brand you use, some may leave a tingly or warming feeling, and some may leave a cold feeling around your glory hole. The numbing effect usually takes up to 10 minutes to work, so don’t start ramming (actually never start by ramming) anything up your hole until the area is nicely numbed.

    Once you have the feeling that the area is dulled, start with a finger or a small toy to get your ass used to opening up a little, you can find out more advice on taking a big toy or dick here. Just because the skin has been numbed it doesn’t mean that the anal muscles are relaxed, so you should really spend some time on getting your ass ready and relaxed – then the ramming can begin!

    After a while, you might feel a strange sensation, I would describe it as a heaviness inside. Perhaps it feels like you need the loo, but don’t actually have anything in there to pass.

    Is using Numbing Lube safe?

    A word to the wise before going down the numbing lube path, you might want to take heed from Doctor Evan Goldstein of Bespoke Surgical who gave a warning against the use of numbing gels or lubes – especially if you’re planning to take something huge up your ass. He said the problem with the numbing lube is that if you’re doing damage to yourself, you might not feel it.

    He said, “A lot of people are using numbing lubricants or poppers or other to relax, and the reality of that, is that it leads to injury because a lot of people don’t feel the trauma happening”.

    But as long as you’re aware of this factor, you should be okay.

    So what numbing lubes actually work?

    Well, I’ve road-tested a few different types of numbing lubes in my time, the two that stick out for me are the Anal-Eze and Eros Fisting Gel. Anal-Eze contains the active ingredient Lidocaine, which is a topical analgesic. Eros uses Polidocanol which is another local anaesthetic. Numbing agents can have side effects so it’s best to always check which active anaesthetic ingredients are being used in your lubes.

    I found Eros to be quite effective in numbing my ass. However, after an hour or so I did experience an uncomfortable feeling of needing to poop – despite being fully douched and nothing ‘up there.’ I see that other users of this brand have also complained about this slightly strange and unsettling feeling.

    Anal-Eze also does a good job of numbing. It is a smaller tube, but a little goes a long way. It would be best to use this lube in conjunction with another lube – like a silicone lube.

    There are quite a few types available for sale. Check out our own shop for our entire range of numbing lubes.

  • What is the gay hanky code? And what do the colours mean?

    What is the gay hanky code? And what do the colours mean?

    Nowadays, finding out what a guy is into is pretty straight forward on dating or hookup apps like Grindr or Scruff. You simple type, “into” and you’ll most likely get a pre-written reply of kinks, preferences and needs – which can read like a shopping list, use this hack to save you a lot of time. But what about the days before the internet? Or indeed how do you disclose whether you’re a top or a bottom or a piss fiend when you’re out and about or at a gay sauna or a cruising ground? Well that’s where the hanky code comes in.

    By a stroke of genius someone decided that by simply putting a colour coded hanky in your back pocket, that you could tell all the guys around you exactly what you were looking for.

    Where was the hanky code invented?

    What are the colours in the hanky code and what do you they mean?

    The hanky code has been around for quite some time (get ready for a gay history lesson).

    Sources put the hanky code as an invention originating from San Francisco, in or around the mid-to-late 70s. It started off in the gay community when being incognito about your sexuality was a must. After time it was also adopted by the BDSM community as a well to communitcate preferences.

    In 1983 the hanky code was cemented when Larry Townsend‘s The Leatherman’s Handbook II described the code in detail.

    By wearing a seemingly innocuous hanky in your back pocket you could tell anybody, in the know, that you were a top, or bottom, whether you were there for a fucking or just wanks. Pretty ingenious.

    Depending on what side you wore your hanky would determine whether you were a top or bottom, dom or sub. Wearing your hanky in your left pocket means you’re top or dom and wearing your hanky in the right pocket means you’re bottom or sub.

    What are the hanky code colours and what do they mean?

    There are over 20 different colours to the hanky code. Here are the eight more popular.

    What does the black hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • Black – BDSM. If you’re into BDSM then a black hanky is the way to go. If you’re dom then you’d wear it in your left pocket. If you take the submissive role then you’d pop it in your right pocket.
    What does the white hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • White – Wanking/Cum. Say you’re in a bathouse, and you’re not there to fuck, but wanted to engage in mutual wanking or just wanna cum with someone, then a white hanky would be worn in either pocket, but again left if you’re slightly more dom, right if you’re more submissive.
    What does the grey hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • Grey – Bondage. Into some whipping and being tied up? Grey is colour for you. If you like being tied up then you’d wear it in your right pocket. if you’re looking to take control then a grey hanky in your left pocket lets everyone know you’re the boss.
    What does the yellow hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • Yellow – Piss. Wanna be pissed on? Wear a yellow hanky in your right pocket. Wanna piss on someone wear it in your left pocket.
    What does the navy blue hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • Navy Blue – Anal Sex. There to be fucked and you’re a bottom? Wear a navy hanky in your right back pocket. You’re the top? Wear a navy hanky in your left back pocket.
    What does the orange hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • Orange – Anything Anytime. Are you the kinda guy who’s into everything or extremely open minded? The orange hanky is your friend.
    What does the pink hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • Light Pink – Dildos. For toy play the light pink hanky is the way to go. Just remember if you want the toys to be used on you to wear the hanky in your left pocket.
    What does the red hanky in the hanky code mean?
    • Red – Fisting. Into fisting, then the Red hanky is your go to. Depending on whether you’re the fistee (right pocket) or the fister (left pocket) determines which pocket you pop your red hanky in.

    So, what if you’re into more than one thing? Say you’re into piss and a bottom who’s looking for a fucking? Well, my friend, you get a Navy and a Yellow hanky and you stuff them both into your back right pocket.

    Looking to buy some hankies? Well our partners over at THEGAYSHOP have these hankies. Go on, be a bit retro and keep this awesome piece of gay history alive and kicking.

  • Can bottoms self lubricate for gay sex?

    Can bottoms self lubricate for gay sex?

    Some guys, it seems, have an uncanny ability to be always ready to take a dick at a moment’s notice. So are some bottoms able to self-lubricate, ready at a moment’s notice to get ploughed by an almighty 10 incher?

    So does the ass self-lubricate?

    The answer my friends is a little more nuanced than a yes or a no. While the rectum can line its walls with mucous, which is technically a lubricant, it’s actually intended to help poop pass through its walls more easily. It’s not, however, a lube for some serious ass ramming. Your body produces this mucous when it feels that you’re gonna need to make a bowel movement, or maybe with the presence of a cock. The mucous is generally clearish although some people report it to be whitish in colour and is produced by the anal ducts – and it smells, well, like ass.

    The amount that is produced varies from person to person, but believe us, it’ll never be enough to make anal sex pleasurable.

    Some bottoms boast extreme self-lubrication… should they use normal lube as well?

    Can some bottoms self lubricate?

    Yes, they should be using a lube which is intended for intercourse. Not using lube and just relying on mucous from the rectum or even just spit could lead to some serious long-term medical issues for the hole. Trauma to the area could land you with anything from fissures to prolapses, which will need an operation to put right.

    If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, lube is a bottom’s – and there are many many to choose from and the one that feels best to use will again vary from person to person, although in this writer’s (vast) wisdom on the subject, Silicone is the best way to go – it’s long-lasting and leaves the area feeling pretty well moisturised and not tacky – like some water-based lubes.

    So, while it might feel that your butthole is self-lubricating and can take the insertion of a finger – for a cock (or two) it really won’t cut the mustard.

    So what if the guy I’m about to pound doesn’t seem to need lube – is he self-lubricating?

    It’s highly likely that powerbottom that you’re about to nail has already prelubed before getting into the bed/sling/lazy Suzanne. In fact it’s one of the things I most recommend to bottoms during their whole prep routine is to actually pre-lube after douching. One of the best ways to get the lube to where it’s actually meant to be is with a lube launcher. This device “launches” lube deep into your rectum putting it where just using a finger won’t reach.

    It looks like an oversized medieval but plastic, syringe, but don’t fret there’s no needle at the end, just a smallish tube with a rounded end with a hole, which you insert up your bum and press in the lube. Pretty easy.

    So the moral of the story. Use lube if you’re gonna have butt sex.

  • What is the “Eiffel Tower” sex position and how do I do it?

    What is the “Eiffel Tower” sex position and how do I do it?

    You’ll need a third person to complete the Eiffel Tower position.

    It’s true Paris, where the Eiffel Tower resides conjures images of romance, sensuality and sex so it’s only really natural that the world-famous landmark has become its own sex position – and it can be achieved by straight and gay people alike, all you need is three of you.

    In reality, the Eiffel Tower position is a moment, a snapshot if you will, that is created in a threesome scenario, more specifically in the spit roast sex position, but with one extra element.

    eiffel tower against cloudy sky
    Photo by Kateryna Babaieva on Pexels.com

    We’re all very used to seeing and looking at the Eiffel Tower in 2D, from a side view. Like this, you see two sides, wide at the bottom and meeting at the top and a lower cross-section, which braces the two sides together. When translated into human bodies, this is a man at either end (Tops) of the receptive partner (Bottom) who can be either a man or woman with that person’s hole engaged with the two Tops’ penises. Put simply, one guy is getting intercourse the other is getting oral.

    Is the Eiffel Tower just high-fiving during sex?

    how do you do the Eiffel Tower sex position?
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    In order to make the pinnacle of the tower, the Tops basically, high five each other – creating a spire of sorts.

    The great thing about the Eiffel Tower sex position is that everyone who is in the three-way gets to feel involved. Often, in a threesome situation, one person can feel left out of the action, however with this position, very much like the spitroast, is that everyone is getting something out of it.

    The Eiffel Tower has gotten a little bit of a bad reputation over the years, because of its association with frat boys, but actually, it can be a lot more positive than that, explains Sexpert, Jack Devon. He tells us, “rather than high fiving the two tops could actually hold hands, or interlink their fingers, this will create a bond and a physical connection between the two men.

    “Too often sex can become quite insular with guys just thinking about what’s happening right in front of them, this extra connection adds a little outside stimulus to bring you back in the room and engaged with everyone who is involved.”

    Did you know that the Eiffel Tower isn’t the only landmark with a sex position named after it? There’s also London Bridge – however, you’ll need at least four of you to make that position work – we’ll let you work it out.

    Check out other sex positions from THEGAYUK.

  • Butter churn: Have you heard of this totally extra position?

    Butter churn: Have you heard of this totally extra position?

    Enter the butter churn

    I’m all for shaking things up in the bedroom. Sure the doggie, the missionary and the cowboy are all fun – hey, all sex positions are basically fun, but there are some totally extra positions that you should definitely add to your sexresumé.

    Say hello to the Butter Churn

    the gay sex butterchurn position

    Basically, this is an upside-down position for the btm, but it’s pretty easy to achieve.

    The btm lies on his back and hoists his legs into the air, straight up, so the majority of his weight is on the top of his back and shoulders. While in this position it’s important you don’t move your head from side to side too much , as there will be a lot of pressure on the neck. To help firm up the position he can place his hands on his lower back, with his elbows pressed into the floor.

    The top then enters from above, plunging his penis (the churner!?) into the hole (or butter jug in this scenario) and begins to churn!

    This position is great if the top has quite a flexible penis as it will need to able to point downwards, whilst fully erect, which not every penis will be able to achieve. Yes, you can snap an erection, and trust me you really don’t want to do that. So it might be a bit trial and error.

    Another great element is that if you’re a top and love feet you’ll have full access to his toes for you to suck on. Bonus point for you and him!

    Whats the beef?

    Now a word of warning for the btm… This position could potentially cause you to “beef”. That’s the butt version of a queef. A fart, but not an intestinal fart but a trapped air one. So as long as your both comfortable with that possibility, i.e you’re both capable adults who can shrug these things off, after all, it is an asshole, then you’ll be grand.

    The threeway butter churn

    Now if you happen to be in a threeway situ, you can upgrade the butter churn to a double plunger churn! For those btms who are able to, or want to try the double penetration version.

    The Btm lays on his back, with his butt in the air and his legs towards his chest or shoulders. Both Tops face away from each other, butts touching, whilst squatting over the Btm and straddling one of the Btm’s legs, creating a crisscross or the look of frog’s legs. Then pointing their dick’s down, enter the Btm. The fun thing about this position is that both Tops can control the trusting and slipping out is less of an issue.

    And commence the butter churn… Either one at a time or both together! Just add cream 🙂

    Don’t forget lube is definitely your friend when it comes to all things anal sex.

    Pros

    Something new to try

    Different angle, different view

    New sensations for both top and btm

    Cons

    Puts pressure on the btm’s neck

    Could cause “beefing” for the btm

    Top’s thighs will be burning like an MF, depending on heights it could be quite the thigh toning exercise.

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  • Apparently, guys with a small penis size earn the most money

    Apparently, guys with a small penis size earn the most money

    If it’s swinging between your knees you could be earning nearly 30 GRAND less than a guy with a smaller dong

    Good news for guys with smaller penises, you’re likely to be earning way much more than your bigger donged brethren, according to new research.

    A new study by OneBuy.com found that guys with the smallest schlongs around 3 inches in length earned on average £30,000 more than those with the biggest, in this case, those who are swinging in at around 8+ inches.

    Now, for clarification, the numbers of guys who admitted to having a penis size of 3 inches was just 2%, while 3% said they had a penis size over 8 inches. However, their earnings were vastly different.

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    Well hung doesn’t mean well off

    Guys who said they had 3 inches earned on average £58,000 while those who had more than eight inches earned around £27,000.

    Men with an average size between 5 and 6 inches earned between £36,000 and £32,000 respectively.

    Oh, and most guys who measured in smallest worked in banking and finance, (7%) while the bigger lads most likely worked in the arts (5%).

    Smaller guys get promoted more?

    Getting promoted more

    According to the research guys with smaller dicks also had more promotions at work with at least 2 advancements in the last year for those just measuring between 3 and 4 inches. Guys who packed more than 8 inches only had 0.5 promotions.

    OnBuy.com surveyed 997 men across the UK asking them their penis length, job role and salary. OnBuy were then able to assess the data and see correlations between penis length and salary, as well as which job sectors had the highest proportions of large, average, and small penises.  

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    Small penis guys are winning at life

    Remarking on the find, Sexpert Jack Devon said, “It’s really interesting that guys with smaller dicks are winning when it comes to the office, the research might suggest that they work harder to impress their peers and bosses with their work efforts, compared to guys with bigger cocks.

    “One possible explanation is that guys who have smaller penises can often feel inadequate, because of pressures from the media and porn to have a large appendage, so maybe they feel they need to make up for it in other ways. Regardless, when it comes to penis size, it really doesn’t matter what you have between your legs. After all, your brain and imagination are the only limits when it comes to the bedroom.

    “There are loads of ways to enjoy a smaller penis and don’t forget everyone actually wants an anaconda when it comes to sex. There are even some guys who lie about their larger penises because they felt fetishised“

    What is the average penis size?

    Ⓒ BEL AMI

    Did you know there’s a different average penis size for most countries around the world and the difference between the biggest penis and the smallest penis is just a couple of inches? However, the average dick size worldwide still comes right bang slap in the middle of those two numbers.

    The longest average erect penises are apparently in the African country of the Democratic Republic of the Congo who’s men are packing an average of 7.1 inches (18.03 cms) and the smallest apparently are in North Korea with 3.8 inches (9.65 cms)

    The UK came in at exactly 5.5 inches (13.9 cms) for the average schlong, while the USA came in at 5.2 inches (13.2 cms), according to the research.

    The average girth according to research by the British Journal of Urology International is 4.3 inches (10.92 cms).

    Those figures were come to (no pun intended) by studying the cocks of around 17,000 men.

  • This dating site for small penis guys is apparently a hit with gay and bi guys

    This dating site for small penis guys is apparently a hit with gay and bi guys

    SMALL PENIS? Great things come in small packages

    A dating app designed for guys with smaller penises has become an unexpected hit with the gay and bi male community according to its creators.

    Nearly one-quarter of the guys who have registered on the app identify as gay or bisexual. The app, which is called Dinky Ones was only launched in March 2020 and has already had over 100,000 men join.

    According to the app’s founder, David Minns, Dinky One has registered nearly 25,000 gay or bi men registered and over 800 of them log in every day.

    For the super nerdy, they swapped 1955 messages.

    All about normalising penis size

    Of course, penis size is a source of great discussion on gay dating apps, like Grindr and Scuff and many guys have a warped sense of what is normal when it comes to penis size, thanks to media and unrealistic porn scenes. Our sexpert Jack Devon told us, “Penises come in all shapes and sizes and most of them are smaller than you think, as gay men we tend to watch a lot of gay porn, which usually has two or more penises involved, but guys who work in porn tend to have larger cocks – which gives us a warped perception of what is actually average”.

    Dinky Ones says, “In addition, the internet is packed with false claims and products to increase penis size. Many young men now think that you need a 12-inch penis to satisfy your partner. This is simply not the case and our dating site is here to normalise the situation.”

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    Big market for small penises

    This dating app isn’t the only business marketed towards guys who have smaller penises (or their admirers), no, there’s also a small penis festival and there could be a range of other services as guys become more comfortable with whatever size they’re packing, even if they have a micropenis.

    What is the average penis size and what is a small penis?

    what is a small penis?

    According to research conducted in 2015, the average penis size worldwide is around 5.5 inches (13.9 cms) when fully erect and according to the research, the UK’s men are exactly in that spot – so the average erect penis size for men in the UK is 5.5 inches.

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    The average girth according to research by the British Journal of Urology International is 4.3 inches (10.92 cms).

    Those figures were come to (no pun intended) by studying the cocks of around 17,000 men.

  • Turns out Scruff probably knows your type better than you

    Turns out Scruff probably knows your type better than you

    If you’ve had enough of Grindr there’s always Scruff…

    Scruff is the other big gay hook up app and it is one of the more highly rated of all the big names according to our research. However, an interesting feature, which you might not know about actually gives a pretty insightful look at who your perfect guy is, even if you’re not actually sure who he is.

    So, I was looking at the “Insights” section on my own profile. You get there by clicking on your own photo and scrolling down until you see the “Insights” button.

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    Usually, Insights is a paid-for feature for other profiles, but it’s free to see your own insight and it has to be said I love a bit of ANALytics. See what I did there? #SorryNotSorry.

    What is Insights on Scruff?

    It gives you a rundown of who you respond to and how often you do it which when you check out their charts can be quite interesting.

    It shows you how often you respond to messages and the breaks that down by the community you most often answer, their age bracket and interestingly their body hair.

    Your eyes tell a different story to your heart

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    You see, subconsciously you may be answering more messages from certain types of guys without even knowing it.

    Is scruff better than grindr

    So apparently, if you hit me up on Scruff, you’re most likely going to get an answer if you’re from the Geek Community (apparently I answer them 40% of the time) If you’re 26-35 (I answer those guys 60% of the time) and if you’re hairy (67%).

    Weirdly, if you ask me what my type was I’d say maybe Ryan Phillipe circa 2001 or Jeffrey Bowyer Chapman or even Sir Patrick Stewart, but actually, my eyes and my ding dong clearly answer the mating call to geeky, hairy 30-somethings. Go them – actually, go me!

    Download Scruff for your phone here